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ーfalse representation, deceiving and misleading others to do great deeds；you just need confidence #FGORP / #FATERP / #MVRP - minors DNI / mun is 21+ -RP / parody account-

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Nov 26

« Oh, a new face?

Take a seat. You're exhausted, aren't you? »

#hsrrp ／ #honkaistarrailrp ／ #mvrp

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 18d

|| damn opposite i think

test

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 18d

|| (test)[www.google.com]

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 23d

Hear me, ye with heart.
I am the thunder that shall be your death.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 23d

I like sunshine, paella and your hands off my man. I think that's Latino life?

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 24d

"He got kidnapped by the damn Express and they're not giving him a single day off!!!!"

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"Fucking skill issue."
(○´3｀)ﾉ

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 24d

my wife actually left me.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 24d

Tonight, my many personalities will join hands and doxx you.

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 24d

Sunday is in jail ... with no visitor privileges...

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 24d

my wife actually left me.

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"It's International Wife Appreciation Day!

Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"

(✧∀✧)/

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 29d

You're worried about failing. But. That's how everyone becomes stronger.
That's how the best get to be that way. So failure is nothing to be embarrassed about.

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｢🧨｣ Nicholas Elgersma @nitro-glycerin.bsky.social · 29d

Today, I'm going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · Sep 15

I do not exist. Think of me as a simple echo originating from your memories.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · Sep 13

Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 13

My body is a machine that turns cheese into shit.

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · Sep 13

The piss tank on the ISS is now 58% full.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 13

( How the tables have turned. He's on the other side of the bar now. )

... Let's go around to the other side.

( He goes first, turning the corner of the bar.

Ding, ding. There's a sudden scent of various spices and savoryness. )

Yeah uh, can I get a regular philly cheesesteak.

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⋅. ⌖ ᅟ ‍ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ‍ ⸜ᅟ @loadedgun.bsky.social · Nov 17

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

You know what. He also wants to see that face break out into a slightly upset (cute) way.

... He shoves the damn thing into Sunday's mouth. He's capricious like that.

"Oh, honey, mine is bigger, don't worry."

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

"You think everyone dreams of loud streets and closed murder spaces? Go far enough from Penacony and you reach the Outerlands with simulated woods and Charmony Geese you can shoot down just for the love of it.

But not much money in those places compared to dazzling Golden Hour."

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

Despised yet it simultaneously exists as a critical byproduct to life. Without it the body accumulates toxins so much quicker. It -"

He suddenly stops.

"Dammit, yeah, it's kinda fun to piss on a cute person, not gonna lie."

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

Think about how diseases have historically ruined everything from plants and animals to even rocks, and humans face the blunt of it because he recognizes the destructive aspect generationally.

Yet you can't exactly fault the piss on its own. It, too, has its positives. >

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

"Actually, it's symbolic.

Imagine turning something the typical person takes with disgust into something remotely positive — turn the concept of love on its head; reduce the Man into his most simplified aspect: the cell, the basic building block of life. >

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─〔❨ *𝐗 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 ❩〕─ @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social · Dec 16

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

"... On second thought, don't put this in your mouth."

He's getting jealous of a damn chocolate pickle.

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

You haven't even tried it. Why are you so prejudiced?

You know.....

..... Ants in Africa would be excited to have this.

ミ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 彡 @d1redes1res.bsky.social · Sep 12

exactly ... that and i will no longer be cursed to see that abomination you call sustenance.

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 11

You just don't want a big baddie like me to flourish in this economy.

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · Sep 12

Well then, Miss Smartie Skirt, I'd like to see you take a crack at it.

( Oh no. He's trying... to get free labor out of her. )