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captainassripper

@masterassripper.bsky.social

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Hello boys and gals and nonbinary pals welcome to my gassy haven since twitter is dying in a relationship with gassyjayden still open to meets and such

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growingbutt @growingbutt.bsky.social · 5d

what? I told you not to sit there dude

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Farting Bear @fartingbear.bsky.social · 14d

How the fuck did these sweatpants get so stained 🤔💨💨

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captainassripper @masterassripper.bsky.social · 14d

I guess I could join in on this app hahah who’s sniffing boys

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captainassripper @masterassripper.bsky.social · 15d

I would let both of you be gross gassy slobs in my place

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Vicious54 @vicious54.bsky.social · 15d

IDK what would make your face redder my hot farts mixed with the sweat from my ass, or your feelings of humiliation and shame.

I bet it'd be a close race:
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justfor.fans/54Vicious
Throne.com/Vicious54

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Stag.C @stagcolossus.bsky.social · Sep 1

You are laying on the couch and see me walking into the room sagging my pants. I had eaten a lot of beef earlier and you know I am going to drop this meaty fart on your chin. Hope I didn’t interrupt your favorite show.

#fart #gassy #sagging #underwearfart #eproctophilia #saggingfart

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Stag.C @stagcolossus.bsky.social · 27d

Another day in these briefs. No plans today except to fart and funk them up. Come enjoy my roast beef farts.

#fart #gassy #eproctophilia #tightywhities #brieffarts #dirtyunderwear #usedunderwear #raunch #mansmells

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Stag.C @stagcolossus.bsky.social · Sep 1

Did you know?

If you inhale my gas, your farts will start to smell exactly like mine and I find it so damn sexy that you are allowing me to invade your digestive system with my potent fumes. Huff it all up, baby 😮‍💨

#fart #fartcompilation #raunch #eproctophilia #manscent #farting #gassy #wetfart

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Caliente @sexiocaliente.bsky.social · 25d

Get your face deep in this noisy hole

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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 23d

Training you for the gas swallowing marathon

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Wizard fartbane @wizfartbane.bsky.social · 19d

My tummy’s been FAWWKED today! had some poor lads fixing the bathroom and my ass was competing with their equipment to see who could make the most noise 🤣 was fighting for my life in there #gassy #farts #eproctophilia

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buminbriefs.bsky.social @buminbriefs.bsky.social · 21d

How's my profile looking?

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mcrtrumps.bsky.social @mcrtrumps.bsky.social · 21d

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mcrtrumps.bsky.social @mcrtrumps.bsky.social · 21d

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mcrtrumps.bsky.social @mcrtrumps.bsky.social · 21d

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buminbriefs.bsky.social @buminbriefs.bsky.social · 20d

Forgot my belt this morning. Currently out in public sagging with zebra-print briefs.

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Drad After Dark 🦖🌑 @ratedkforkothu.bsky.social · Apr 29

CW: #fart

...The sight of *another* set of legs poking under him made the big guy's mind gears grind. They were not thrashing around, so that meant they had been knocked out cold... or were a damn brave trooper.

Bouncer #kothu and Diego 🎨 by @lesickomode.bsky.social ! (3/3)

Thank you again man 🧡

Follow-up to the previous post. Yellow fumes rises all around the big gray reptile dude. says "Heh, didn't see you there, lil guy... Still kicking?". The otter replies with "(muffled moans)". The security guard replies "Attaboy..." On the back view, more fumes rise from the gray reptile's butt. The otter guy had purple over his face, showing his struggle dealing with such stench.

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Drad After Dark 🦖🌑 @ratedkforkothu.bsky.social · Apr 29

CW: #fart

Glad to have thought of recording that one. His rips were usually deep, but this chair never failed to give them an even lower, bassier ring... Like on the past nights, he'd blast as much ass as he wanted, no one to complain.

Bouncer #kothu and Diego 🎨 by @lesickomode.bsky.social ! (2/3)

Follow-up to the previous post. The big gray reptile security guard farts a ton in the chair, yellow fumes blasting from his seat. He smiles and sighs with relief. A phone on the floor displays a microphone icon. In the back view, the flatulence rumbles the reptile dude's plump buttcheeks from the force. The small otter guy, taking the brunt of it, is surprised and shocked from the enormous, sudden fart.

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Drad After Dark 🦖🌑 @ratedkforkothu.bsky.social · Apr 29

CW: #fart

After holding for the past two hours in front of patrons, the big draconid finally has some alone time to blow off some steam...

Bouncer #kothu and Diego 🎨 by @lesickomode.bsky.social ! (1/3)

Art trade for the Bouncer Assistance story on FA ➡️ www.furaffinity.net/view/60678247/