Falphat
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That's an amazing fart.
The way he groans it's the hottest part
The way he groans it's the hottest part
Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
That's an amazing fart.
The way he groans it's the hottest part
The way he groans it's the hottest part
Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.
Snap Crackle Pop goes my hairy butt.
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Snap Crackle Pop goes my hairy butt.
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Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
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Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
Your boss @texasgainer.bsky.social calls you to his office. What’s your next move when you see this:
Hmmm what should I do for my 100th post? 🤔
Oh shit, this is my 100th post.
Fuck.
Oh well, here's some office belly play.
Oh shit, this is my 100th post.
Fuck.
Oh well, here's some office belly play.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Your boss @texasgainer.bsky.social calls you to his office. What’s your next move when you see this:
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Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
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I’m going to sit on you.
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’m going to sit on you.
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Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
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Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
Proud of this one right here!
Fit check: a tale in two parts
Farting before leaving the house so the jeans fit better: ✅partial success
Embrace the bloat and Showcase the belly at the bar: ✅mission accomplished
Life’s all about celebrating your wins
Farting before leaving the house so the jeans fit better: ✅partial success
Embrace the bloat and Showcase the belly at the bar: ✅mission accomplished
Life’s all about celebrating your wins
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Proud of this one right here!
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Get your face deep in this noisy hole
October 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Get your face deep in this noisy hole
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