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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 19d

it's not a *terrible* idea . . .

the 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @docallmemaster.bsky.social · 19d

need a match, darling?

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 20d

turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · 20d

turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 20d

Has fallen asleep sitting up, still holding the book he was reading.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 6

foreplay can be so tiring.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 6

yes, dance, doctor... dance for me... yes! yes!!!

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 6

NOOOOO THIS ISN'T A TRUE GIF AT ALL!

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 6

oh my dear doctor, you've fallen into my trap!

now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 6

oh my dear doctor, you've fallen into my trap!

now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 6

gif support?

finally?

now i will be unstoppable.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

my universe doesn't revolve around you, my dear. i have other interests. how nice to hear that you think often about me, though!

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 5

you know sometimes it feels like i'm the only one who puts any effort into this relationship.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

( suddenly looking up. ) hm? oh, you're still here?

oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

( suddenly looking up. ) hm? oh, you're still here?

oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 5

ohhh, master, the universe is far bigger than we will *ever* be old enough to see. you just need to find the right place, i bet!

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

mmmm. quite possibly. this is the problem with old age. i've seen and done it *all*. summon primordial dæmons? hide at the end of the universe? push you off a tall building and watch you splat? oh, been there, done that, bought the fridge magnet. there's hardly *anything* new going on. how irksome.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

mmmm. quite possibly. this is the problem with old age. i've seen and done it *all*. summon primordial dæmons? hide at the end of the universe? push you off a tall building and watch you splat? oh, been there, done that, bought the fridge magnet. there's hardly *anything* new going on. how irksome.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 5

then you'll go & find something else to do?

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

if you say so. ( sighing, slouching down. ) i'm bored of this conversation already. you're boring me.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

you'll have to work a lot harder than that to impress me.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

if you say so. ( sighing, slouching down. ) i'm bored of this conversation already. you're boring me.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 5

unfortunately for you, i relocated the milking parlour, so if you do *that* you'll be pouring all that fresh hot alkaline milk into the acid lake, rendering it SOMEWHAT less deadly.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

( the master arches a brow, skeptical. )

but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

( the master arches a brow, skeptical. )

but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 5

alright that seems only fair— wait a minute I'M the guest stroke prisoner around here, you should get the champagne, what if i get lost & end up in the sabotage room?

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

evidently. it's rude to come back from the dead without your host's permission, you know.

well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.

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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

i see. why don't you tell me more about that?

𝑴𝒓. 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒂 [New 📌] @demonofdark.bsky.social · Sep 5

About that

see, the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

oh, hello. i thought i'd killed you.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

evidently. it's rude to come back from the dead without your host's permission, you know.

well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · Sep 5

i came back!

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. @masterful.bsky.social · Sep 5

oh, hello. i thought i'd killed you.