Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 3h

Guys only want one thing

(a methodical drive that results in a touchdown)

2

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 13h

Your late local news is PISSED right now

4

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 14h

"LaTroy you've had so many teammates, which were your favorites?"

"Aw, man too many to name"

"Ok, who was your worst teammate?"

"Tommy Kahnle"

4

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 14h

👀

2

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 14h

If it gets to the 15th we need to bring the ghost runner back

3

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 15h

The Mariners tightassing is an unparalleled level of tightassing

1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 15h

If the Mariners don't swing the bat another time they will win this game

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 15h

We did a poll of talent and producers about how this game will end and the consensus was "catastrophe"

2 1 2

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 15h

At some point this isn't funny anymore

1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 15h

This is out of 75 pitches, by the way.

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 16h

Since the 7th inning the Mariners have thrown 5 total fastballs.

4 10 27

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 16h

3 of the worst at-bats you're ever going to see after a leadoff double

1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 16h

Why the hell would you show bunt and then swing out of your ass? You need one run to win the series what are we doing

1 1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 16h

Come on, man. We can't talk about the Detroit Tigers on national TV for another week

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 17h

Leo Rivas with his Francisco Cabrera moment

1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 17h

We've been doing this shit for a decade and it doesn't work. Why are these guys so damn anxious to get someone worse into the game

2

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 17h

Nice job, you dipshits!!

1 1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 17h

Speier is going to give this up and the Tigers are going to win. Sorry, Seattle.

2

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 18h

How awesome is it having 2 starting pitchers kicking ass in a winner-take-all playoff game? 10 IP, 4 hits, 17 K, 0 BB combined so far

1 1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 18h

why would you even get anybody warming at this point.

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 18h

Don't dare take George Kirby out of this game especially for someone like Gabe Speier

1 1

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 19h

Come get your Munetaka Walkin Taco and pair it with a Murakami Martini

4

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 1d

Wow and the dodgers are rumored to be front runners for him amazing

MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 1d

Munetaka Murakami To Be Posted This Offseason

Japanese slugger Munetaka Murakami is going to be posted by the Yakult Swallows of Nippon Professional Baseball, reports Mark Feinsand of MLB.com. It has long been expected that this would be the case, as it was reported three years ago that the plan was for Murakami to make the MLB move after 2025, but this…

dlvr.it

2

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 1d

So you encountered stairs and a sidewalk? Some life!

1 4

Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 1d

NO. MORE. TRYING. TO CONVINCE US. THE BREWERS. CAN. WIN. IT. ALL.