Anthony Masterson
@mastertones.bsky.social
Rick Springfield implies the existence of Rick Shelbyville
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Rick Springfield implies the existence of Rick Shelbyville
Have him play two months for every team
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Have him play two months for every team
I hope next round of the Holiday Baking Championship they just give everyone a switchblade and lock them in the kitchen because it’d be better than what we saw last episode
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I hope next round of the Holiday Baking Championship they just give everyone a switchblade and lock them in the kitchen because it’d be better than what we saw last episode
I think I hated every word of this
Miracles! Mystery! An AI Jesus! How a new exhibit near Disneyland wants to lure young Christians
Miracles! Mystery! An AI Jesus! How a new exhibit near Disneyland wants to lure young Christians
With the Shroud of Turin Experience at Christ Cathedral, the church explores digitally enhanced ways of bringing people to faith.
www.latimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I think I hated every word of this
Reposted by Anthony Masterson
what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what's wrong with this guy
So it goes
Don’t worry I’m sure the Rockies will stick with their interim manager who led them to *not being the worst team ever by 1 game*
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So it goes
The most predictable owner does the most predictable thing
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The most predictable owner does the most predictable thing
Up 31-7, backup in the game for the Bucs, Sean McVay is going to get Matt Stafford the MVP no matter what. He’s never even heard of a run play the rest of the game
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Up 31-7, backup in the game for the Bucs, Sean McVay is going to get Matt Stafford the MVP no matter what. He’s never even heard of a run play the rest of the game
When “analytics” tell you not to take the lead with 3 minutes left in a home game against a fierce division rival you should probably just let common sense take over
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When “analytics” tell you not to take the lead with 3 minutes left in a home game against a fierce division rival you should probably just let common sense take over
Reposted by Anthony Masterson
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
Thankfully my Brandon Nimmo Team Italy WBC jersey remains untainted
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thankfully my Brandon Nimmo Team Italy WBC jersey remains untainted
I do find it remarkable how every single Michigan fan was in a coma from 2004-2019 and they all managed to wake up the morning of Nov 27, 2021 with all their previous memories erased
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I do find it remarkable how every single Michigan fan was in a coma from 2004-2019 and they all managed to wake up the morning of Nov 27, 2021 with all their previous memories erased
The LL Bean commercial where it's just guys in flannels doing odd jobs but then it's a random shot of Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation???
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The LL Bean commercial where it's just guys in flannels doing odd jobs but then it's a random shot of Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation???
Colts ain't it. Real 2021 Titans vibes
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Colts ain't it. Real 2021 Titans vibes
Everybody involved with the offense for Wyoming gotta go yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Everybody involved with the offense for Wyoming gotta go yesterday
Fudd Rankings:
1. Azzi
2. Ruckers
3. Elmer
1. Azzi
2. Ruckers
3. Elmer
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fudd Rankings:
1. Azzi
2. Ruckers
3. Elmer
1. Azzi
2. Ruckers
3. Elmer
Just watched episode 5 of The Chair Company ask me all but one thing
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just watched episode 5 of The Chair Company ask me all but one thing
Holy shit I'm a glutton for college basketball but that ending to Troy/USC was a pants-ruiner
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Holy shit I'm a glutton for college basketball but that ending to Troy/USC was a pants-ruiner
Texans are the same team every year. One or two primetime games where they eat someone’s lunch, great defense and they’re 9-8 at best
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Texans are the same team every year. One or two primetime games where they eat someone’s lunch, great defense and they’re 9-8 at best
The Bills suck
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Bills suck
Every QB has that team but goddamn do the Texans make Josh Allen lose his everloving mind
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Every QB has that team but goddamn do the Texans make Josh Allen lose his everloving mind
Quick someone do an Animorphs cover of him turning into a ficus
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Quick someone do an Animorphs cover of him turning into a ficus
Super TV research nerd shit, but I'm thinking about throwing a parade for Marquette because they finally ditched Sidearm Stats and got Statbroadcast
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Super TV research nerd shit, but I'm thinking about throwing a parade for Marquette because they finally ditched Sidearm Stats and got Statbroadcast