Anthony Masterson
@mastertones.bsky.social
Who called it a “CarGo Protection System” and not “Tulo, Helton, and Hawpe”
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Who called it a “CarGo Protection System” and not “Tulo, Helton, and Hawpe”
Eeeuuugghhhhiiii don’t know Ji…
January 26, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Eeeuuugghhhhiiii don’t know Ji…
Broncos winning, Avs winning, Joyce Manor in the Sunday Times
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Broncos winning, Avs winning, Joyce Manor in the Sunday Times
Justice for Kenny Lofton
January 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Justice for Kenny Lofton
Ok but like I didn’t mean it
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Ok but like I didn’t mean it
Good stuff CBS
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Good stuff CBS
Good day to bust out this buster
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Good day to bust out this buster
Popping my blood orange sparkling water at kickoff since Dry January is “making me feel healthier” and “making my family enjoy my presence more”
January 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Popping my blood orange sparkling water at kickoff since Dry January is “making me feel healthier” and “making my family enjoy my presence more”
Oldie but a goodie
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Oldie but a goodie
Checking in on the only important teams at the moment
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Checking in on the only important teams at the moment
The rest of the story is just as good!!
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The rest of the story is just as good!!
This game is taking me back to this bloodbath in the middle of Kaepernick mania
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This game is taking me back to this bloodbath in the middle of Kaepernick mania
Wowee didn’t think there were ever going to be new ways to make me hate advertisements more!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Wowee didn’t think there were ever going to be new ways to make me hate advertisements more!!
Dad duties activated
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dad duties activated
Annual Christmas Eve carbonara
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Annual Christmas Eve carbonara
Still one of the best jokes in the Always Sunny Christmas special
December 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Still one of the best jokes in the Always Sunny Christmas special
“And I brought some Korn to pop in…”
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“And I brought some Korn to pop in…”
Yeah I guess you could call that weather outside frightful
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yeah I guess you could call that weather outside frightful