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Spooky Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
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Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · Apr 18
Idk how the fuck but I just PR'd:

✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie

(@166lb bodyweight)
Why do I look gigantic I'm only 166lbs
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 7h
Omg
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14 lol
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 8h
I cannot stress enough how important it is to have an enormous cat
Big cat doing big yawn
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 11h
Bodybuilding is nearly always a gender affirming pursuit, natural and even moreso enhanced
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah that's pretty much exactly it well said
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 12h
Honestly my tea, muscles made me sooooooo happy they just didn't solve my other problems. And I didn't expect them to!
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 12h
Aww sorry. Fran is great, I am embarrassing
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 12h
I don't super care when my stuff gets auto labeled adult, it does annoy me cause it throttles engagement but tbh who cares, but the number of full open assholes i have to scroll past in public not getting tagged while I'm getting slapped for wearing the correct inseam length for running shorts...
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 17h
Slept 4 hours, knocked out an easy 10 anyway
It's still a gay guy can you believe
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 12h
Almost a plot twist
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 14h
Movie coded
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 14h
Crime post 🚨
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 14h
Poster for the movie Lucy
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 14h
Fran finding my thirst traps and being like "you get this from me"
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 14h
Whelp my mom followed me on Instagram
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 15h
Michaels
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 16h
All of this and also there are hot guys there
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 17h
Slept 4 hours, knocked out an easy 10 anyway
It's still a gay guy can you believe
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
Dang you look massive
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
Mid one from today
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
Tried to reply to this with a tit pick but i just got an error message that said "bitch we get it"?
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
Is this a thing now? Keep seeing it
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
I did the Halloween username shit am I gay yet
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
Wig
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
These are full length pants
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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 1d
The way 475 is my rep weight for 4x10 as part of a super set tho... like why am I afraid of people I'm scary
Dorito picks up heavy shit Back is muscles
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