Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
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Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Idk how the fuck but I just PR'd:
✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie
(@166lb bodyweight)
✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie
(@166lb bodyweight)
Treated myself to a chest pump
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Treated myself to a chest pump
Still mad about yesterday but the guys are buds and that's really great
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Still mad about yesterday but the guys are buds and that's really great
Biffed it so hard lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Biffed it so hard lol
It is 35 degrees out and I did not pack a shirt, happy marathon day
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It is 35 degrees out and I did not pack a shirt, happy marathon day
In Philly, lmk if you wanna say hi
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In Philly, lmk if you wanna say hi
Quote with your chest pics
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Quote with your chest pics
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Last run before the marathon, here's two pictures of my toilet
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Last run before the marathon, here's two pictures of my toilet
Shout out to all the wonderful grandmas who just followed me for cat content, sorry to disclose I'm actually a gay muscle wh*re but I'll try to appeal to both 🐾
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Shout out to all the wonderful grandmas who just followed me for cat content, sorry to disclose I'm actually a gay muscle wh*re but I'll try to appeal to both 🐾
Just made myself uncomfortable realizing his name is Michael Mouse
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just made myself uncomfortable realizing his name is Michael Mouse
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
I looked cute today sorry
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I looked cute today sorry
my quad split said f*ggot
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my quad split said f*ggot
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
Not fooling me with this "how big are you" trend. I have indeterminate mass and uncertain position.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not fooling me with this "how big are you" trend. I have indeterminate mass and uncertain position.
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
Fellas is it gay to let the soft animal of my body do the healing
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fellas is it gay to let the soft animal of my body do the healing
Fantastic thighs on the timeline today. Thank you gay guys on my phone!
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fantastic thighs on the timeline today. Thank you gay guys on my phone!
A guy paced off me for almost 8 miles straight and I regret to inform yall it's actually fun as hell being chased by a man, i did NOT learn the correct lesson
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A guy paced off me for almost 8 miles straight and I regret to inform yall it's actually fun as hell being chased by a man, i did NOT learn the correct lesson
The way the intro for the GBBO finale was like "Here's the winner! And also two stupid f*ggots for some reason, sorry about them"
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The way the intro for the GBBO finale was like "Here's the winner! And also two stupid f*ggots for some reason, sorry about them"
We are the daughters of the worms you couldn't love
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We are the daughters of the worms you couldn't love
Here's a censored version because my bare chest is apparently inherently pornographic
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Here's a censored version because my bare chest is apparently inherently pornographic
Finding balance in all things by failing my long run. Either way excited to be named this marathon's most shirtless guy
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finding balance in all things by failing my long run. Either way excited to be named this marathon's most shirtless guy
Tore this run to shreds plz enjoy my pecs about it
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tore this run to shreds plz enjoy my pecs about it