Spooky Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
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Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
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Idk how the fuck but I just PR'd:

✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie

(@166lb bodyweight)
Why do I look gigantic I'm only 166lbs
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Tried to reply to this with a tit pick but i just got an error message that said "bitch we get it"?
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Is this a thing now? Keep seeing it
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I did the Halloween username shit am I gay yet
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These are full length pants
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The way 475 is my rep weight for 4x10 as part of a super set tho... like why am I afraid of people I'm scary
Dorito picks up heavy shit Back is muscles
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I would literally think i was dying lol
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Granted this is a lil elevated for me but still
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I'm 3 coffees deep but okay
Heart rate clocked at 45bpm
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Finally breaking in that speedo for an easy swim in a bit, hitting back day after, doing math later. You?
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It's so important to have big tits fr
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It's also freezing today, I had to wear a shirt on my daily slutty morning dog walk
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Figured it out, putting my nudes back in the Disney vault sry
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Yall I might start an OF just to pay for the hotel near the marathon I'm doing jfc these upcharges
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Yall I might start an OF just to pay for the hotel near the marathon I'm doing jfc these upcharges
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Just run to the gym you'll warm up
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I have actually hurt myself cause of this lol
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I've never actually seen it