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Featherless biped Anti-Maga Cocoa Beach, Florida Kayaking, canoeing, paddling Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies I have friends everywhere
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Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston
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Kash Patel is the literal actual platonic ideal of poker racket mark lmao
I guess the Statue of Liberty will be getting a boob job soon
Every article should address him as "Elon Musk, inventor of the Cybertruck" so we all remember the kind of genius we are dealing with
Nah, that's the only room big enough to hold the trials in
Not according to the guy Trump appointed to head the EPA
Looks big enough to assemble the Estates General in
Feature request: a temporary mute button that remembers that I muted someone before and increases the duration of the mute each time until repeat offenders go away forever
Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob - a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.
"Charity" is the name of the new underage attendant at the Mar-a-Lago spa
There is a full chain of command repeating clearly illegal orders and apparently there are no dissenters or any dissenter is being kept silent
What worries me the most isn't that Trump is ordering murders, but that those orders pass through several links in the chain of command and apparently all are relaying an obviously illegal order. And if anyone has refused, how have they been kept quiet?
Here's my favorite from #nokings in Cocoa, Florida today
Disappointed, I was expecting two golden arches from him
Only came up because of a partial string match in one of their regular automated searches
For Whom The Dinner Bell Tolls
I can't think of a better way to get Venezuelans to refuse to talk to a CIA agent than to announce that you're doing covert operations there
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Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.
Yeah but Murderbot is a sympathetic character
The problem is how do you get a dump truck out of FBI headquarters without anyone noticing?