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Matt Nelsen

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Featherless biped Anti-Maga Cocoa Beach, Florida Kayaking, canoeing, paddling Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies I have friends everywhere

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 23h

Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston

Honey dipper truck, yellow and black, labeled "Stool Bus"

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

Kash Patel is the literal actual platonic ideal of poker racket mark lmao

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 1d

I guess the Statue of Liberty will be getting a boob job soon

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 1d

Every article should address him as "Elon Musk, inventor of the Cybertruck" so we all remember the kind of genius we are dealing with

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 1d

Nah, that's the only room big enough to hold the trials in

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 1d

Not according to the guy Trump appointed to head the EPA

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 2d

Looks big enough to assemble the Estates General in

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 2d

Feature request: a temporary mute button that remembers that I muted someone before and increases the duration of the mute each time until repeat offenders go away forever

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 2d

Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob - a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 2d

"Charity" is the name of the new underage attendant at the Mar-a-Lago spa

Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 3d

There is a full chain of command repeating clearly illegal orders and apparently there are no dissenters or any dissenter is being kept silent

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 4d

What worries me the most isn't that Trump is ordering murders, but that those orders pass through several links in the chain of command and apparently all are relaying an obviously illegal order. And if anyone has refused, how have they been kept quiet?