Blues Brothers features Nazis
Nazis also appear in Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Which also features Tom Hanks

ez

My ALCS prediction

1. Jays go up 3-0
2. Lose game 4
3. I make the joke "Sweepless In Seattle" on Bluesky
4. easy 200 reposts 800 likes

don't know what happens beyond that

(before Billy Bluesky chimes in with some unneeded scolding I should add we also went to 7 museums)

Here's a supercut of all the food we ate in France/Belgium if that's something that interests you

They did the exact same stunt at MITB in Toronto. Sang the US anthem knowing full well it would get booed. It's a way to get cheap heat and headlines.

Once again, it's not just the tariffs. If the tariffs ended tomorrow and Jack Daniel's showed back up on Canadian shelves, there'd be no pent-up demand for it. We're talking about a full-blown cultural/consumer shift.

It may have been painful but at least it was also agonizingly slow

Good morning Tigers fans

I don't even know anymore.

5 hours of watching TV just to find out which guy will get the last whack, what is this, The Irishman (2019)

No One Wants To Work Anymore: We gave these 50 Gen Z's and Millennials a chance to decide which half of them wanted to go to work on Sunday and the decision took 5 agonizing hours

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Some wishes do come true

The Macgruber Zone of mid-budget namebrand cameo comedies that no one will ever admit "that's my favorite movie" but once every 6 months or so it will come up in conversation and everyone will agree "oh yeah that hit"

Opening my luggage after 10 days in France/Belgium, and the overpowering stench of cigarettes and restaurant grease on all my clothes just pours out like the beams of light from the Ark in Indiana Jones

Update to this post from September:

Subtropical Storm Karen has officially formed and been named by NOAA today. It's way up north in the Atlantic and bound to fizzle out by tomorrow. A huge loss for low-effort hack comedy to not have a Hurricane Karen make landfall.

Their "random Canadian brand nostalgia" section reminded me of this lil' guy. Holy shit. Murphy Molar. He was to teeth what Elmer The Safety Elephant was to road safety.

(Sometimes I say something and have to stress "Ontario is a real place")

Potentially big times for the Windsor-based shirt brand I found a while back that sells these tongue-in-cheek shirts for locals

"Middle seat between Chris Rock and Adam Sandler? Talk about banter!"

you get on the plane with your shitty beat-up carryon luggage with a squeaky wheel and a big grin on your face, Adam Sandler motions over a flight attendant, you're politely but firmly told you've been moved to the 8PM flight

I fundamentally reject any "which seat are you sitting at" prompt with an airplane layout full of famous people. "Ooh this seat looks fun." No it isn't. It's air travel. They've got Airpods in and they're downing three Ambiens with a scotch

I absolutely believe that these are viral, I'll leave it up to the laboratories to figure out what viruses