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@mattukernow.bsky.social

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Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · Apr 12

My research paper "the impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth". Unfortunately it's behind a pay wall as I can't afford to publish it open access, but happy to send it to anyone who wants to read it.
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

The impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth, Southwest England

Growth rates of urban trees are poorly understood. Limited research has been undertaken to assess the impact of drought, temperature, and precipitation on trees in the urban environment. The annual...

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 6h

The Nobel Prize committee have the opportunity to do something truly hilarious and give the peace prize to Hilary Clinton.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h

It seems to be all sodding delivery companies. There's a real gap in the market for a delivery company who aren't shit at life.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d

Millionaire shortbread.

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I never have.

Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d

It's basically a chutney. It's a mix of veg, brined then pickled. Normally cauliflower, beans, onions, courgettes. It has mustard and turmeric.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d

So how's this going to work then? Someone wants a Kit Kat and Susan springs into the Shopmobile? #TheArchers

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d

"Are you two getting off?"
"What? No, we're just friends."
#TheArchers

Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d

Bath tub? I'm right, aren't I?

Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday, my fellow Octoberling. All the best people were born this week.

Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d

Zac'ly.