Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
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Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
· Apr 12
The impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth, Southwest England
Growth rates of urban trees are poorly understood. Limited research has been undertaken to assess the impact of drought, temperature, and precipitation on trees in the urban environment. The annual...
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My research paper "the impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth". Unfortunately it's behind a pay wall as I can't afford to publish it open access, but happy to send it to anyone who wants to read it.
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Alice pregnant? But by whom... #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Alice pregnant? But by whom... #TheArchers
I've got some beaver footage you can use. #NotAEuphemism #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've got some beaver footage you can use. #NotAEuphemism #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Think he's struggling to relax in his new home.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Think he's struggling to relax in his new home.
"Apparently Jill bangs like a barn door!" #TheArchers
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Apparently Jill bangs like a barn door!" #TheArchers
New addition to the family.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New addition to the family.
Fuck off, Microsoft, you do not get to dictate what my working hours are.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Fuck off, Microsoft, you do not get to dictate what my working hours are.
Brian, Justin, and now Leonard. How is there enough viagra in Ambridge? #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Brian, Justin, and now Leonard. How is there enough viagra in Ambridge? #TheArchers
I reckon Leonard's having Ruth on. #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I reckon Leonard's having Ruth on. #TheArchers
Because it's none of your fucking business, Ruth! Butt out! #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Because it's none of your fucking business, Ruth! Butt out! #TheArchers
I do not want to hear about George's sex life at tea time, thank you. #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I do not want to hear about George's sex life at tea time, thank you. #TheArchers
Jesus, George, read the room. #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Jesus, George, read the room. #TheArchers
Yes, babies do turn up when they want, but most people aren't stupid enough to do a 900 mile round journey when they're 9 months pregnant. #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yes, babies do turn up when they want, but most people aren't stupid enough to do a 900 mile round journey when they're 9 months pregnant. #TheArchers
Ruth: "TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, LEONARD!!" #TheArchers
a cartoon character sitting on the floor holding a teddy bear with the words global hd on the bottom right
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November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ruth: "TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, LEONARD!!" #TheArchers
Hang on, hang on... Lilian is an alcoholic of 60 odd years... how much did she drink to get a hang over?? #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hang on, hang on... Lilian is an alcoholic of 60 odd years... how much did she drink to get a hang over?? #TheArchers
"I tried counting the sheep but I kept falling asleep." #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"I tried counting the sheep but I kept falling asleep." #TheArchers
Sad to hear Mani's died. I remember seeing Primal Scream at the Isle of Wight and Mani taking to the stage and announcing "Hello, Isle of... Mann...?"
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sad to hear Mani's died. I remember seeing Primal Scream at the Isle of Wight and Mani taking to the stage and announcing "Hello, Isle of... Mann...?"
According to my boss I'm not allowed to instruct our admin team to tell clients I've died. Apparently I'm supposed to actually speak to them on the phone.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
According to my boss I'm not allowed to instruct our admin team to tell clients I've died. Apparently I'm supposed to actually speak to them on the phone.
I've not listened long enough to remember Tom trashing the GM crops, but I'm going to go out on a limb and bet that he was still a wanker back then. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've not listened long enough to remember Tom trashing the GM crops, but I'm going to go out on a limb and bet that he was still a wanker back then. #TheArchers
A stroppy teenager whinging on and on about his problems. And also Henry's there. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A stroppy teenager whinging on and on about his problems. And also Henry's there. #TheArchers
Tony is somehow ruining alcohol. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tony is somehow ruining alcohol. #TheArchers
Och aye the noo, McStereotype's got the whisky out. #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Och aye the noo, McStereotype's got the whisky out. #TheArchers
Tom having a shit day. #TheArchers
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November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tom having a shit day. #TheArchers
Search that man's laptop!
search.app/3a469
search.app/3a469
Clay Higgins: The lone lawmaker to vote against releasing the Epstein files
The resounding vote in favour of the Epstein bill, 427-1, marks a rare moment of bipartisanship on Capitol Hill that was - almost - unanimous.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Search that man's laptop!
search.app/3a469
search.app/3a469
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.