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mattukernow.bsky.social
Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
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Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · Apr 12
My research paper "the impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth". Unfortunately it's behind a pay wall as I can't afford to publish it open access, but happy to send it to anyone who wants to read it.
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
The impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth, Southwest England
Growth rates of urban trees are poorly understood. Limited research has been undertaken to assess the impact of drought, temperature, and precipitation on trees in the urban environment. The annual...
www.tandfonline.com
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 9h
It seems to be all sodding delivery companies. There's a real gap in the market for a delivery company who aren't shit at life.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
Millionaire shortbread.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
I never have.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 19h
It's basically a chutney. It's a mix of veg, brined then pickled. Normally cauliflower, beans, onions, courgettes. It has mustard and turmeric.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 23h
So how's this going to work then? Someone wants a Kit Kat and Susan springs into the Shopmobile? #TheArchers
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 23h
"Are you two getting off?"
"What? No, we're just friends."
#TheArchers
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 23h
Bath tub? I'm right, aren't I?
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Happy birthday, my fellow Octoberling. All the best people were born this week.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Zac'ly.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Branston pickle is horribly sweet.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
I guess it's not particularly sweet.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Surely structural pastry is going to be tough as old boots? #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
My wife and mother in law are obsessed with it and insist I make it. I could take or leave it.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Connect Four. It's called Connect Four. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Doesn't need a hole? Have these people ever heard of pie? #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Well, yeah, Paul... you ARE the older generation. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
You can't do a good piccalilli in the time they've been given. You just can't. #GBBO
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Ahhh, I knew there had to be a logical explanation for why no one was liking my hilarious jokes...
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
You'd struggle to do anything of use, Mick. #TheArchers
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
I'm imagining a burglar in a black and white stripy top and mask, carrying a bag marked 'swag', sneaking behind Mick whilst he drones at Brad. #TheArchers
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
Adam is 'pretty cool'? Does Paul have a concussion? #TheArchers
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1d
A witch hat hunt? Or a which hat hunt? #TheArchers
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 2d
I've watched two and given up. Bad acting, no plot, crap script, style over substance... only good thing is the soundtrack.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 2d
I was in Birmingham recently. Bleddy blast furnaces everywhere. Couldn't move for them.
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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 2d
I pre-ordered Lone Wolf and forgot about it, so it was a nice surprise and basically free. The runes one I just found in a charity shop and was interested.
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