Matt Van Horn
@mattvanhorn.com
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Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist. He/him. ADHD 🇵🇷🇮🇹+ @[email protected] @mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)
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If Sandy Hook was not that moment, I can't conceive of anything that could make the cut.
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OPINION: "Today, as I approach 40, I watch children as young as kindergartners practice active-shooter drills, ducking under desks, freezing in dark corners, pretending this horror is part of their regular school day," Duvalier Malone writes.
Opinion | As Kids Die at School, We Need an Emmett Till Moment
Dr. Duvalier Malone writes about the normalization of school shootings and how immediate action must be taken to stop them.
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The tech is called “Machine Identification Code” if you want to google for more info. It has been around for about 20 years.
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If I get one, it's gonna live in my backyard most of the year, holding a margarita, and reading a trashy novel.
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Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.
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Pretty much all printers do this. Photocopiers, too. It’s anti-counterfeiting tech.
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I won this (and a bunch of other stuff) in a raffle, and I’m wondering what I could do with it besides putting out Halloween candy. Any ideas? My creativity ain’t what it used to be.
Black metal cauldron with feet (paws, really) on a wooden floor. It is about a foot tall and about 16 inches in diameter.
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Lots of cars today.
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Yeah I really need help with this . I’m gonna go hyperventilate into a bag but this has gone bad quickly
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Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share

gofund.me/a5ee0064
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Lots of people are being forced to use it, useful or not.

Every serious study undertaken so far has shown that it causes a net loss to productivity when used for software engineering tasks.

And, again - cost. I find public transportation useful at $3 per ride; much less useful at $100 per ride.
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What percent of that would be using it if they had to pay for its true cost?

You could give me a combination espresso machine/vacuum cleaner for free and I’d probably use it once or twice, but not if I had to pay for it.
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Who wants to take out a life insurance policy on me?
An ad for an electric unicycle with a top speed of 93mph.
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More photos from the all-Ford car show. I’m out of my depth, but it’s fun.
Yellow 2005 Ford GT with black stripes. 1968 Blue Mustang fastback with a sign in front of it describing the details. Red Mach-E and Blue Shelby Cobra parked facing in opposite directions. A weird super lifted tan 65 Mustang with the hood opened and 8 Weber carbs poking through it. It has purple headlights and some kind of fuel canister on the front.
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All Fords - Mustangs, T-Birds, and a few other models, too.
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Setting up at my first car show (as a participant, not spectator)
60s era Mustangs in various colors, parked under trees. My black 2020 Mustang GT parked in front of a red one of similar vintage, and a classic green one.
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This pretty much sums it up:
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The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is often someone awful, I’m just glad this year it didn’t go to the awful guy who wanted it the most
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One more, in the same vein. (Why do I know so many death poems?)

My girl is waiting for me
And does not know
That my body will stay here
On the rocks of Mount Kamo.

- Hitomaro (translated by Kenneth Rexroth)
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I always put this together in my mind with Requiem, by Robert Louis Stevenson:
Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will

This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
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You can take me out of New York, but you can’t take the Nuyorican outta me.
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It's been a decade of yikes.
All the years of yikes are making me long for a few years of lead.
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Thanks! This is definitely very useful information!
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I wonder if this will stop me waking up to find my blankets on the floor. I may have to try this, once I am employed again.
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Wait - you mean that’s NOT overpromising TV commercial BS? I am officially intrigued.
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That’s nothing, just the other day I had sex with the girlfriend of the founder of Atheism.