Lucretius Bourgeois
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Lucretius Bourgeois
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Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
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You could ask a student of history about improving your stout defences, but some of them might not know what a castle is.
I think that was a reason I'm not. I think back then, at school, the default position was homophobic asshole. I must have been fifteen or so when I heard that and... Oh. Yeah.
They look like they're having a great time
Tell that to the magpie that pulls it off my roof and throws it onto the street!
Some American has a nazi tattoo. I think he's a democrat. People are somehow shocked. Lots of democrat fans are trying to say it's not a nazi tattoo. Because of course they are.

Nothing actually relevant or important.
Wasn't Sir Keir going to outlaw zero hours jobs?
Can't get UK economic growth from this.

Real average pay stuck at 2008 level.
4.5m jobs pay less than the real Living Wage.
1.17m workers are on zero-hour contracts.
34% of Universal Credit claimants are in work.
16m live in poverty

Must have equitable distribution of income. End poverty.
Rachel Reeves’ budget must reduce inequalities and increase spending capacity of the masses
This is how to secure sustained economic growth
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The novel did spawn the song Warm Leatherette, which is excellent though.
I remember rocking up to the pub in 99 for the CL final in a Bayern top I found in a charity shop and a koppite got wildly angry and threatened to stab me if Bayern won. One of the few times I was relieved that they scored.
Automated Walking Sandals. They're amazing when you're tired on holiday
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Holy shit. What are you doing with your refuse?
Surely the owner's job is to give the drivers the best car? It's the driver's job after that.
May you spend the day flicking Vs at the Kop, not coming on and being a bit underwhelming.

Happy birthday
Oh no. I had a terrible accident. Years of yeasty goodness is getting wet and will wash away.
Let's just straight to seppuku and I'm pretty sure we'll be satisfied. Rather than go with the constant attempts.

Televise it, too please.
This is a rabid witch hunt typical of the self righteous talking heads on social media and the Press. No one makes any mention of Prince Andrews many years of service to the country. Even if he made mistakes years ago and understandably tried to cover it up, what must he do to satisfy the wolf pack?
That sounds a little concerning
Third time that someone thought it was a good idea?
I did wonder how it happened. Truly an incredibly empty head.
Sean Dyche is finally going to get to stink out the whole of Europe with his embarrassing middle manager rhetoric and Son of Sam football. Amazing times. He will probably save them from relegation though, so that's an ambition.
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We should send more politicians to prison
I'm not quite at the point where I'm starting to invent a tractor beam to make the moon crash into the earth, but I do think that humanity needs a massive slap about the face to course correct itself before it deserves the demise it's bringing upon itself.
Luckily I'll never be in charge, because I wouldn't be sparing you.