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Max Wolly

@maxwolly.bsky.social

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · Nov 20

Want a bio peep the laptops

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 28m

Ha yep "Just grabbing these for my friends"

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1h

Even if phish pulled it off, every wook from tapetown to tarpsville would gank as many as they could the minute they stepped in the pav

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1h

🤣🤩🤣

Chivon @chivon2go.bsky.social · 1h

Is this how you reconstituted that vial? 👀

Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1h

I did an extra hot and a hot that I strained the pulp out so its liquid like Tabasco and then an extra hot that's chunky style. It seems a little goes along way 🥵

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1h

Niiiice! It's my first time as well. I used to play with a band called Sauce Kings in high school, maybe that's us now?

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2h

Im calling it Casper, the friendly ghost pepper sauce

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2h

Oak, that's hard wood

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 3h

True story, im debating a tat of this scene. It's on a short list of 5

Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 4h

homer simpson says in america first you get the sugar then you get the power then you get the women ..

ALT: homer simpson says in america first you get the sugar then you get the power then you get the women ..

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 4h

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 5h

Im the worst. Last night I downed a shot of honey since we had no sweets in the house

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 6h

Real acid?

a cartoon character says my eyes the noggles do nothing ..

ALT: a cartoon character says my eyes the noggles do nothing ..

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 6h

If someone that isn't me found an old L vial and that person remembered it has about 20 hits left in it and its been stored well but now its totally dried out and you wanted to try and reconstitute it. What would you do? Im thinking a few drops of everclear and a good shake

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 7h

That's awesome! John Dunsworth told K8 shes hilarious

Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 8h

Fresh af. When you spill coffee on your shirt do you say its suStained?

Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 9h

I've gotten these 2 shit birds stoned once

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 9h

Yes, time to get stoned

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 10h

Dance
Magic dance

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 10h

Congrats fam!

Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 10h

For real. Or the classic "my kid has cancer, let me tell you what that taught me as it relates to marketing.. comment 'cancer is bad' below all I'll send you a free pdf of how to scale your ecom store"

Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 11h

Not having to fake it on LinkedIn has been a joy that only someone who has had to fake it in LinkedIn can understand

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 11h

We saw her for Melodrama tour in Chicago, absolutely adore her. Pure Heroine is a perfect album, like probably the best pop album since the 90s

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 22h

Mashed potatoes

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d

My unemployed ass needs a golden ticket

Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d

Yeeeeep agreed. I know from UMbowl @paytheslacker.bsky.social would also agree

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