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Max Wolly
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · Nov 20
Want a bio peep the laptops
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 7h
Mashed potatoes
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 14h
My unemployed ass needs a golden ticket
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 14h
Yeeeeep agreed. I know from UMbowl @paytheslacker.bsky.social would also agree
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 14h
You are the best Torontonian I know
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 14h
Torontonians will ensure they tell you this every chance they get. I've never been to a city whos people compares themselves to another city as like their whole identity, more than Torontonians. No shade, I just always found it funny (love Toronto, been a dozen times)
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 17h
I'd rather be watching Blernsball with Fry
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 17h
For those who dont get it, a "World Series" of sports is when 29 teams are in the USA and 1 team is in a town 2hrs away from the USA in a cool country called Canada

The whole World is battling it out at the World Series. It's like the Olympics since you have representation from all over the World!
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d
I did a semester and a half
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d
I was reared on it!!! (I wasn't)
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d
Many are saying
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d
Man I used to do some shit on that river front 🎨🖌🦹‍♂️
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d
Step 1: plug ITYSL script into chatgpt
Step 2: prompt it to replace whoopee cushion with real fart
Step 3: suck at the delivery
Step 4: miss your family photo
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
Yah but
a man is dancing in a room with the words " these are the party days " below him
ALT: a man is dancing in a room with the words " these are the party days " below him
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
All the best on the move! My old state is fucked and my new state is thriving but its hard to tell the difference... like at all
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
Half the country already is

www.marketwatch.com/story/are-we...
Are we in a recession? Yes — if you live in one of these 22 states.
The U.S. economy is very close to falling into a damaging contraction — and many states are already in a recession, according to Mark Zandi, chief economist at Moody’s Analytics.
www.marketwatch.com
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
We're down, just gotta sort next year travel out. Appreciate the invite as always, we will get there. Happy early bday 🦂
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
For @missfml.bsky.social
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
Cancer merchant
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
That's what's up!
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
This is fucking awesome
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 2d
Door/windows open 💅
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 3d
Bloodbath
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 3d
DEN DEN DEN DA DEN DA DEN DEN DA DEN DEN DEN
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 3d
Yah im a biscuit bitch as well
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