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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿

@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social

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Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants https://open.substack.com/pub/theunredactedbastard?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31 https://open.substack.com/pub/lotuspurrspective?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · Nov 17

Here are some things you probably don't know about me:

⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

More than half of ALL government shut down days in the history of America have come under just one president.

Simply put, the man is a terrible leader.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

Good morning, Jane June

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

Good morning, Jean. It's got a very smooth sound. I like the original, as well.

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 2h

Ok, some people are saying this is AI, and others are saying that while there are AI versions of this song out there, this is not one of them.

Either way, this is cool as hell...

Without Me - Eminem (Motown Soul Cover)
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Eminem - Without Me (Motown Soul Cover)

YouTube video by Mx

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning, Kim

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning, Jeanette

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 3h

Morning, David

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

Yo, Chuck

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

Good Sunday morning to you, Linda

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

Morning, Jennifer

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Good morning, Bazza

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

Good morning, Johnny

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You Sleep Weird: A Feline Investigation
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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You Sleep Weird: A Feline Investigation

By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

💣 Hamas Snubs Kushner’s “Peace” Circus — and the Whole Damn Deal Is Crumbling
By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Relentless Truth-Teller
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💣 Hamas Snubs Kushner’s “Peace” Circus — and the Whole Damn Deal Is Crumbling

By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Relentless Truth-Teller

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 5h

Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones
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The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up [Official Lyric Video]

YouTube video by The Rolling Stones

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 5h

Happy Sunday! Gotta rest up to prepare to take on the world starting again tomorrow, but first, the dance!

Fresh - Kool & The Gang
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Kool & The Gang - Fresh (Remastered) [Audio HQ]

YouTube video by GoldenMusic

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 13h

You realize they're going after "ANTIFA" because it doesn't actually exist?

They can claim ANYONE is "Antifa", including you.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 15h

Trump the Peacemaker,my ass...

Gaza Ceasefire Deal Highlights News Updates: Hamas to skip formal signing of Gaza peace deal, warns of upcoming 'difficulties' in negotiations - The Economic Times share.google/ABqwSDOIcdHJ...

Gaza Ceasefire Deal Highlights News Updates: Hamas to skip formal signing of Gaza peace deal, warns of upcoming 'difficulties' in negotiations - The Economic Times

Gaza Ceasefire Deal Highlights News Updates: Hamas to skip formal signing of Gaza peace deal, warns of upcoming 'difficulties' in negotiations

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 16h

I'm betting the YMCA dance is waaaaay harder to do in Chinese.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 16h

Not-So-Fun-Fact:

Nearly 90% of U.S. ICE detainees are held in privately-owned, for-profit facilities; such as those under CoreCivic and The GEO Group, who operate facilities and make a profit from ICE contracts to house immigrants in detention.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 16h

Message to ANTIFA only:

The queen is on the move. Grandmother is going to the party. John has a long mustache.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 18h

Diane Keaton passed away.

The wrong 79-year-old died.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 19h

Outside of the ICE building in South Portland.

If I didn't know any better, I would swear it's the first 25 minutes of Saving Private Ryan...

People peacefully protesting outside the ICE facility in South Portland Oregon, some dressed in funny costumes.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 21h

Shhhh, it's a secret...

This message is for ANTIFA only:

Our next meeting will be Tuesday at 7 pm at Tim Horton's. Janet is buying donuts. Mark is bringing Scrabble. Susan will update the knitting circle about our next project. We'll be taking up a collection for Greg and Dennis' upcoming wedding. And we need to wrap up by 9 because some of us don't like driving home in the dark.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Bad Bunny is more American than the First Lady...Ho...Whatever.

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