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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿

@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social

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Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants https://open.substack.com/pub/theunredactedbastard?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31 https://open.substack.com/pub/lotuspurrspective?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · Nov 17

Here are some things you probably don't know about me:

⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe if there was a Nobel prize for diaper-loading and pedophilia, he’d have won hands down.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 10h

🛩️ Tomorrow: Qatar, Idaho & The Price of Treason

Trump sold out American soil for a jet, a golf course, and a handshake with a monarchy.

💣 Full exposé drops tomorrow from The Unredacted Bastard.
Political betrayal, constitutional chaos, and MAGA’s meltdown.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 16h

Before you know it, they’ll be telling us autism is caused by demanding the release of the Epstein files.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 17h

Good morning, Jean. Otis is one of my all-time favorite artists.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 20h

This legendary soul singer died in a plane crash in 1967. He co-wrote this single, which was released posthumously in 1968.

(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay - Otis Redding
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Otis Redding - (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay (Official Music Video)

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 20h

Morning, CP

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 20h

Trump was beaten by a Hispanic woman for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Mainline that shit straight into my veins.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 21h

The scene after all of the ketchup was summoned to the Oval Office after the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize was announced

several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table

Alt: several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 21h

Morning, Bill

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 22h

Morning, Jim

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 22h

Friday I'm In Love - The Cure
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The Cure - Friday I'm In Love

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 22h

🐾 The Baby in the Placenta: RFK Jr. and the Collapse of Basic Biology
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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🐾 The Baby in the Placenta: RFK Jr. and the Collapse of Basic Biology

By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 22h

The MAGA Peace Prize: Trump’s Nobel Delusion
By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer & No-Bullshit Truth-Teller
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The MAGA Peace Prize: Trump’s Nobel Delusion

By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer & No-Bullshit Truth-Teller

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 23h

Happy Friday! We just have to make it through the day and it's the weekend. Let's reward ourselves by dancing to this club monster from 1989. Let's see if you can guess who does the rap about halfway through...

You're My One And Only (True Love) - Seduction
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Seduction ‎– You're My One And Only (True Love) (Club Mix)

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

My Giants plucked the Eagles 34-17.

I'm a very happy boy!

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

The password for tomorrow night’s Antifa meeting is “Tylenol.”

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Bad Bunny should perform a Spanish version of YMCA just for the hell of it.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

🇵🇷🇺🇸 Did you know?

Puerto Ricans have been U.S. citizens by birth since 1917, thanks to the Jones–Shafroth Act. This landmark legislation granted American citizenship to all Puerto Ricans, securing their right to live and work in the U.S.

Bad Bunny: 4th-generation US citizen (born)

Donald Trump: 3rd-generation US citizen (born)

Melania Trump: 1st-generation American citizen (immigrant)

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

I'm really hoping Republicans will come to their senses, and put country before party and invoke the 25th Amendment before letting Cankles McTacoTits start WWIII in an attempt to distract from the Epstein files!

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Morning, CP

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning, Jean. It was omnipresent on the radio when I was a kid.

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

For the Epsteinth time, an "underage woman" is a CHILD!

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Dominique - The Singing Nun
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The Singing Nun - Dominique (1963 )

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Morning, Bill