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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿

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Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants https://open.substack.com/pub/theunredactedbastard?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31 https://open.substack.com/pub/lotuspurrspective?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · Nov 17

Here are some things you probably don't know about me:

⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

I wouldn't be surprised

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

Maybe somebody needs to remind Pam Bondi that, while Nixon didn't get sent to prison, his Attorney General did.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 7h

New York and California should send their National Guard to Texas, just to fuck with them.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 8h

It's funny how they seem to have no problem breathing through their masks now...

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 13h

Good morning, Jean
I've always been a huge Donovan fan, and this is one of my favorites.

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 15h

Good morning, Johnny

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 15h

Mellow Yellow - Donovan
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Donovan Mellow Yellow {Stereo) Remastered

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Lisa the Antifascist “Leftist”🇦🇺 @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 21h

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 16h

Stephen Miller’s Plenary Panic: The Administration’s Idiot Moment
By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer & No-Bullshit Truth-Teller
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Stephen Miller’s Plenary Panic: The Administration’s Idiot Moment

By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer & No-Bullshit Truth-Teller

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 17h

🐈 BAD BUNNY BROKE THE BIG BABY: TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON THE SUPER BOWL, PUERTO RICO, AND RHYTHM ITSELF 🐈
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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🐈 BAD BUNNY BROKE THE BIG BABY: TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON THE SUPER BOWL, PUERTO RICO, AND RHYTHM ITSELF 🐈

By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 17h

Waiting For A Star To Fall - Boy Meets Girl
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Boy Meets Girl - Waiting for a Star to Fall (Official Video)

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 17h

Happy Wednesday! Here's a smash from 1989 that had people blasting their radios and packing dance floors...

My Prerogative - Bobby Brown
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Bobby Brown - My Prerogative

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 23h

Wishing for the people of Gaza the kind of war zone that Portland is.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Make no mistake about it...

This Supreme Court will either be the last stand against autocracy or the bridge to it.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

All it took was Bad Bunny, and they forgot all about Charlie What'shisname.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

That was my first choice but somebody beat me to it.

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Hi, Jean
I'm betting you almost didn't beat me to this one.

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Bruce Brews @bruce-brews.bsky.social · 1d

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Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck the Washington Post for writing a whole feature article to make it sound like disabled veterans are all scamming the government. This is the first step in desensitizing people so that when they start cutting veterans benefits (and its in Project 2025 to do so), people will think we deserve it.

How some veterans exploit $193 billion VA program, due to lax controls

The Department of Veterans Affairs spends billions on dubious and even fraudulent disabilities benefits. Meanwhile, some deserving cases wait.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Sweet!

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Morning, CP

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“Illegals Getting Free Medical Care”? Oh, Please. 🙄
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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“Illegals Getting Free Medical Care”? Oh, Please. 🙄

By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller Calls Judges Terrorists. Now a Judge’s Home Is Torched. Connect the Dots.
By The Unredacted Bastard — Your guide through this flaming dumpster fire, truth-teller, and unapologetic bastard.
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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Antmusic - Adam & The Ants
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Adam & The Ants - Antmusic

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

After The Love Has Gone - Earth, Wind & Fire
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Earth, Wind & Fire - After The Love Has Gone (Audio)

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Tuesday! In today's episode of, "Damn! I'm old!" let's take a trip in the Wayback Machine to 1982 for the release of the Material Girl's first hit...

Everybody - Madonna
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Madonna - Everybody (Official Video) [HD]

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