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Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social
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Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 57m
Whoa!

Vancouver! Tomorrow night!

With Graham Clark and Amar Singh!

Tickets: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 1d
The Three Lions - Bristol
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1d
Cookie Monster is not an animal
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 1d
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 2d
VANCOUVER
WED OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
W/ Graham Clark and Amar Singh

Tickets: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 3d
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 3d
Ewwwww can't believe Taylor Swift's new album has a song about her boyfriend's anus.
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 7d
VANCOUVER
OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
Nothing too serious

Ticket: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 7d
I’m stuck on Mount Everest and honestly? I’m having a ball!
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 10d
You can only use this coin to buy Imodium.
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 10d
Rocky is tops!!!
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 11d
They should make a Black Mirror about how the algorithm is giving me John Pinette clips.
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 12d
Tilly Norwood arrested at airport for possessing switchblade.
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 12d
Siri, make Tilly Norwood rockabilly.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 12d
❗OFFICIAL❗Tilly Norwood and Clippy are dating😍
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 12d
Just ran into Tilly Norwood’s brother, Billy Norwood. Nice guy!
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 13d
October. The month of Dracula, Pennywise… and Wonka!
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 14d
Donald Trump: we should move the military into our own cities.

Hakeem Jeffries: I call him “Doofy Donald,” or “Don Doofio.”
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Museum of Curiosities @curiositiesmuseum.bsky.social · Sep 9
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17d
Atlas Hugged by Kind Rand haha we're just having fun here
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 19d
Opening the stock market by ringing a bell and going “WEEEE!” is peak alpha mindset.
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 20d
"Europe is going to Hell. In Croatia, the great SpongeBob SquarePants is known as 'Spuva Bob Skockani.' In Italy they call Goofy 'Pippo.' Disgusting."
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 20d
It’s sad to think that the man who said this is a bad guy.
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Current Affairs @currentaffairs.bsky.social · 24d
When Ezra Klein says that Charlie Kirk was "doing politics the right way," he appears to mean only that Kirk advanced his political agenda using words rather than violence.

But by that standard, David Duke was also “practicing politics the right way.

www.currentaffairs.org/news/as-the-...
As The Far Right Rises, Don’t Be Ezra Klein
You can be committed to dialogue without pretending the right are reasonable and while aggressively challenging their views.
www.currentaffairs.org
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 22d
It would be neat to have RFK Jr speak at my funeral in his funny monster voice.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 22d
Yesterday I said “ok next stop sending them arms” and some centrists told me I’d never be satisfied. Cooked m8.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22d
Canada and the UK formally "recognizing" the state of Palestine with massive terms and conditions that gives them no self determination is going to be the strongest example of the dangers of centrist attempts at appeasing everyone while appeasing no one; leading to the far right taking over
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