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Mearn

@mearn.me

1.2K followers 750 following 14K posts

Not a real Muppet. Opinions just my own. Back-to-back Employee of the Quarter award winner due to a clerical error.

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Mearn @mearn.me · 1m

Just because they're from Milwaukee doesn't mean they're evil

Mearn @mearn.me · 20m

Getting Myles Borne and Myles Rowe mixed up but in my defense they’re both in NXT

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Mearn @mearn.me · 22m

I get it. Reverse psychology

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Mearn @mearn.me · 25m

Tetris 99

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Mearn @mearn.me · 44m

Sonic

The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 18h

Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?

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Mearn @mearn.me · 8h

Just remembered we’re on pacific time this weekend. Thank goodness.

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Mearn @mearn.me · 9h

15 innings of trying 15 innings of frustration

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Mearn @mearn.me · 10h

15!

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Mearn @mearn.me · 10h

worked in Cars

Mearn @mearn.me · 10h

oh sure it's cool when a baseball game goes to 13 innings because the teams have stayed tied that long, but when NASCAR does it because drivers can't stop wrecking each other for two consecutive laps

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Mearn @mearn.me · 11h

name's robert, shouldn't be too hard to track down from there

Mearn @mearn.me · 12h

my friend that i used to go to wrestling shows with all the time before he moved inconveniently far away (albany) just became a dad and that's gonna make it even harder for us to go to wrestling shows now

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Mearn @mearn.me · 12h

yeah one of the road courses if I remember right

Mearn @mearn.me · 12h

i don't know where i'm going with this

Mearn @mearn.me · 12h

in hindsight the claw is kinda funny, "alright everyone we're gonna measure these exact spots on your car each week and absolutely nothing in between them, good luck"

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Mearn @mearn.me · 12h

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Mearn @mearn.me · 13h

build a wall of em on the side of my house that faces the road

Mearn @mearn.me · 13h

We did it

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Mearn @mearn.me · 14h

There should be a 99 cent app that pretends to degauss my phone

Mearn @mearn.me · 14h

I want to degauss my monitor. I understand that I "can't" and "monitors don't work that way anymore" but it was satisfying

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 14h

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Mearn @mearn.me · 15h

Changed sponsors right after this. Take that, Bianchi

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Mearn @mearn.me · 15h

Also it’s been like twelve years if you don’t count the one time six years ago when I was working and they also clearly didn’t recognize me

Mearn @mearn.me · 16h

I think I saw a DisTwitter ghost at Epcot last week but it’s been too long since I had seen them to be sure and it’s been too long since they’ve seen me to recognize me

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