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@meddocle.bsky.social
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he/him. Eternal cynic, proud single dad. You'll unfollow me pretty quickly & I'm OK with that. I don't need to hear both sides, idiot.
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meddocle.bsky.social
The topic was SO DUMB and so without meaning in the real world.

I truly wish, sometimes, she didn't grow up with a super computer in her hand.
meddocle.bsky.social
I resisted responding to my kid with a "fucking Zers"

Please clap
meddocle.bsky.social
Ken Phelps

No brainer
baseball-broad.bsky.social
Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?
meddocle.bsky.social
Detaining a band made up of people in banana outfits playing whimsical music.

Always a good look.

Do they even have a pr division?

"How can we make more people hate us?" isn't a good strategy.

(probably shouldn't expect more from these idiots)
meddocle.bsky.social
*laughs in MLS*
tombogert.bsky.social
Mauricio Pochettino says the change in climate between Austin (85-95 degrees) to Denver (altitude, much cooler) was a "massive risk" to the players in a night where Tillman couldn't play and Pulisic was withdrawn

w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social @henrybushnell.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
Pulisic hurts hamstring; Pochettino questions climate change between games
www.nytimes.com
meddocle.bsky.social
This is very funny. What a soft baby.

Naked people on bikes in 53 degree, rainy weather is threatening?
oregonian.com
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
meddocle.bsky.social
When the Brewers catcher yeeted that throw back to the mound, I said out loud to no one MACKEY SASSER. #iykyk

My brain is very normal.
meddocle.bsky.social
Goddamn this thread nails it
ceaubin.bsky.social
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:

I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.

So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
meddocle.bsky.social
richardmiller.bsky.social
Okay so Movie Madness is moving out of the neighborhood, but look what just arrived with some new neighbors?
Little free library style “Free Blockbuster” box in front of a house
meddocle.bsky.social
Yeah, riding shirtless wearing a bulletproof vest with a PRESS sign on the front
meddocle.bsky.social
There were, of course several inflatables.

Portland, I love you so much.
Emergency Naked Bike Ride Emergency Naked Bike Ride Emergency Naked Bike Ride
meddocle.bsky.social
Genuinely teared up at the start of the naked bike ride. Probably 1000 people including Jordan Knepper and a Daily Show crew.

Met a woman who bought a bunch of clear ponchos to hand out.

Back on the streetcar, operator had to announce a delay because of the ride. Then laid on the horn in support
meddocle.bsky.social
No helos tonight. Must be cool to take the night off
meddocle.bsky.social
"how I wish that happiness left scars too"

Sturggill is truly or of our greatest poets.
meddocle.bsky.social
"I twerked dressed as a unicorn in front of camouflaged fickwads"

It ain't nothing.
meddocle.bsky.social
I hope they get on CNN for the ridiculous nature of this incredible bullshit
meddocle.bsky.social
Got off the streetcar an was met with someone in am inflatable unicorn thing.

This was at 3rd and Harrison

I love you Portland so much.
meddocle.bsky.social
Portland truly is a lawless city (in the best way you can define a lawless city)

West coast best coast.
meddocle.bsky.social
Pity the poor Clackamas Community College grads tonight.
meddocle.bsky.social
Today in #warravagedportland I witnessed many brave souls braving the carnage to go to the farmers market, a drum circle and this
meddocle.bsky.social
You are. Get loose.