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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪

@medianoche.bsky.social

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most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common. csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle forklift certified shitposters union #42069

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3h

so glad i stayed up to watch the rebroadcast of snl after the news.

this episode is epic.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 4h

i knew amy poehler was going to bring tina fey along for the ride and god damn. i love them so much.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 17h

while i think i’d be in the running, i know some people

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve seen “one battle after another” twice and both times i went outside and was like “what the fuck? did you just see that?” to a person next to me and they were like “yeah, dude. that was a lot.”

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

only fires here are me blazin green and that is not for the pretty little kitties.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

my biggest concern is wanting to hang out with peoples cats. i don’t think it’s time for me to adopt one yet but i very much want to hang out with friendly kitties. portland has a dearth of random friendly cats.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

i’m still pissed that dylan’s nobel meant pynchon wouldn’t get one

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

any questions?

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

the only thing burning around here is this joint i’m finishing off

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

omfg love!

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

maybe if i can get you party people on board it will become real. tina fey and amy poehler as joint heads of state. i would like to live in that society.

“i want to go to there”

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

this is fire.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 2d

my subjective experience of being alive has changed recently and i do not have the social network around to integrate and ground myself because they are occupied.

so alone.
so always alone.

born to die.
going for a walk.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 2d

take acid now and go see the brian jonestown massacre

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 2d

thinking about “the transformation of martin lake”

it all began when the invitation came.

an invitation to a beheading.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

i’m not serving any chicken sashimi or carpaccio bullshit. that’s only legal in japan and i’m still not falling for that fiddle faddle.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

so i’d like to say thank you to those clowns because i have the job because they couldn’t do basic kitchen work. keep your hands busy when it’s slow and sell safe clean food.

apparently that’s too much of an ask for some people.

i just don’t understand.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

there was another person who was trying to sell undercooked fried chicken. they said it was golden brown so it was ready and it temped at 115 degrees f. and when they told them to cook it all the way they had a tantrum about how the place served overcooked crap.

like, wowza.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

so apparently the last person who obviously didn’t work out pulled a book out of their pocket and sat on a milk crate and said “let me know when you think you need me because it’s slow and i don’t want to waste my time”

i had no words. mind blown. like. what?!?

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

i’m still new at the job and several people have said “it’s really neat that u call tickets and you (and other new hire) actually make the order”

so today i asked “i’m doing the job. why is that a big deal?”

the answer was hilarious.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

dear nobel committee,

it’s me again. i know. we have been over this.

i would like to nominate the person or people who developed the electric rice cooker. they’re fuckin badasses and i love them and their brilliant minds.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

i just follow will stancil to read the articles. lol

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

we are a “shoes over the lines” city. will take a pair of gloves home and give it the heave ho over the utilities later.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

i live in portland and it’s still the warm/dry season so clothing is kind of a thing but also optional (especially after dark). most of the random clothes i see are not in that category which is why i noticed it. maybe i should glove up and throw it so it hangs in the utility lines.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 3d

“i’m not like them, but i can pretend” – k. cobain

Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 3d

im ok tho