lazy line painter jane
@medianoche.bsky.social
most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common.
csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle
forklift certified
shitposters union #42069
csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle
forklift certified
shitposters union #42069
i’m not just pro fluoride but i think it would be nice to see a little lithium in the water too. just a wee bit.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i’m not just pro fluoride but i think it would be nice to see a little lithium in the water too. just a wee bit.
i think it’s interesting that bagstone in the battle of the bulge and in gettysburg both battles were super crucial because that was a place where multiple roads converged
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i think it’s interesting that bagstone in the battle of the bulge and in gettysburg both battles were super crucial because that was a place where multiple roads converged
it’s weird and sad to watch a dysfunctional couple argue in front of you. i’ve never seen them be nice to each other.
i haven’t been on a date or wandered through the garden of earthly delights since 2018 but it’s because i’m choosy and i want to be with someone who is good that i can be good to.
i haven’t been on a date or wandered through the garden of earthly delights since 2018 but it’s because i’m choosy and i want to be with someone who is good that i can be good to.
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
it’s weird and sad to watch a dysfunctional couple argue in front of you. i’ve never seen them be nice to each other.
i haven’t been on a date or wandered through the garden of earthly delights since 2018 but it’s because i’m choosy and i want to be with someone who is good that i can be good to.
i haven’t been on a date or wandered through the garden of earthly delights since 2018 but it’s because i’m choosy and i want to be with someone who is good that i can be good to.
people are complimentary but back away and a left handed compliment i get is “you’re clearly intelligent” before they disappear. and i didn’t get it but i think my odd verbiage and the mélange of loanwords i casually use is off putting to some people.
it sucks to suck. read less. stop it now.
it sucks to suck. read less. stop it now.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
people are complimentary but back away and a left handed compliment i get is “you’re clearly intelligent” before they disappear. and i didn’t get it but i think my odd verbiage and the mélange of loanwords i casually use is off putting to some people.
it sucks to suck. read less. stop it now.
it sucks to suck. read less. stop it now.
was asking people “do you have hands? ok. think fast” and tossing these at people. also got a yerba mate for my caffeine addicted co worker. and during service chef turned to me and said b you’re a sweetheart.
these were $.99 apiece at the grocery outlet and i’ve gotten a reputation as the guy who brings candy to share so it’s going to be fun yelling hey “name” think fast and throwing these at my co workers
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
was asking people “do you have hands? ok. think fast” and tossing these at people. also got a yerba mate for my caffeine addicted co worker. and during service chef turned to me and said b you’re a sweetheart.
something i find odd is that the day after thanksgiving a lot of restaurants get rocked. despite all the leftovers in their fridge. and i think that it’s because the traditional meal is boring as hell and wbo wants that two days in a row?
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
something i find odd is that the day after thanksgiving a lot of restaurants get rocked. despite all the leftovers in their fridge. and i think that it’s because the traditional meal is boring as hell and wbo wants that two days in a row?
on a lighter note have fun with the thanksgiving song
you can anything you want at alice’s restaurant
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
you can anything you want at alice’s restaurant
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
on a lighter note have fun with the thanksgiving song
you can anything you want at alice’s restaurant
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
you can anything you want at alice’s restaurant
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
thanksgiving:
the day where you work 9 hours in a grocery store making meals and you go home. you and your wife are eating and thats the day she tells you she’s been stepping out with one of her co workers.
i will always hate thanksgiving. the day my marriage ended.
the day where you work 9 hours in a grocery store making meals and you go home. you and your wife are eating and thats the day she tells you she’s been stepping out with one of her co workers.
i will always hate thanksgiving. the day my marriage ended.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
thanksgiving:
the day where you work 9 hours in a grocery store making meals and you go home. you and your wife are eating and thats the day she tells you she’s been stepping out with one of her co workers.
i will always hate thanksgiving. the day my marriage ended.
the day where you work 9 hours in a grocery store making meals and you go home. you and your wife are eating and thats the day she tells you she’s been stepping out with one of her co workers.
i will always hate thanksgiving. the day my marriage ended.
introducing myself with 5 concerts where i’ve seen them multiple times
explosions in the sky
mogwai
belle & sebastian
godspeed you black emperor
sigur rós
explosions in the sky
mogwai
belle & sebastian
godspeed you black emperor
sigur rós
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
introducing myself with 5 concerts where i’ve seen them multiple times
explosions in the sky
mogwai
belle & sebastian
godspeed you black emperor
sigur rós
explosions in the sky
mogwai
belle & sebastian
godspeed you black emperor
sigur rós
it’s such a great feeling when you remember “oh wait i have an absurd amount of candy in my backpack “
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
it’s such a great feeling when you remember “oh wait i have an absurd amount of candy in my backpack “
excluding the director and vfx team i’m probably the person who has seen the movie “twisters” the most
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
excluding the director and vfx team i’m probably the person who has seen the movie “twisters” the most
sometimes wonder about the grey eyed one. but i think it’s a good idea to not make bad decisions.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
sometimes wonder about the grey eyed one. but i think it’s a good idea to not make bad decisions.
today i learned that apparently they don’t have rabies in the uk. maybe with bats, but they don’t have to deal with that
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
today i learned that apparently they don’t have rabies in the uk. maybe with bats, but they don’t have to deal with that
i’m not worried about getting beer tomorrow. the bodega down the street is run by hindus and they’re indifferent to our holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i’m not worried about getting beer tomorrow. the bodega down the street is run by hindus and they’re indifferent to our holidays.
these were $.99 apiece at the grocery outlet and i’ve gotten a reputation as the guy who brings candy to share so it’s going to be fun yelling hey “name” think fast and throwing these at my co workers
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
these were $.99 apiece at the grocery outlet and i’ve gotten a reputation as the guy who brings candy to share so it’s going to be fun yelling hey “name” think fast and throwing these at my co workers
i’ve posted it before but this clown is a weaponized version of an unintelligent persons version of a smart person. and i’m not even wearing mascara.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i’ve posted it before but this clown is a weaponized version of an unintelligent persons version of a smart person. and i’m not even wearing mascara.
also the idiotic myth about “the first thanksgiving” with the pilgrims and natives coming together. the native people were stepping up because they were like “these fools are going to starve if we don’t feed them” and they got smallpox as a thank you
thanksgiving. a holiday created during the civil war so lincoln could secure re election. and a day when amateurs try to cook like pros. and your uncle gets drunk and says some crazy racist shit and then tells you about how the earth is flat.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
also the idiotic myth about “the first thanksgiving” with the pilgrims and natives coming together. the native people were stepping up because they were like “these fools are going to starve if we don’t feed them” and they got smallpox as a thank you
thanksgiving. a holiday created during the civil war so lincoln could secure re election. and a day when amateurs try to cook like pros. and your uncle gets drunk and says some crazy racist shit and then tells you about how the earth is flat.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
thanksgiving. a holiday created during the civil war so lincoln could secure re election. and a day when amateurs try to cook like pros. and your uncle gets drunk and says some crazy racist shit and then tells you about how the earth is flat.
been reading less news lately and it’s been great. now i just watch colbert on youtube the next morning and that’s all i need to know
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
been reading less news lately and it’s been great. now i just watch colbert on youtube the next morning and that’s all i need to know
i wonder how many big macs trump is going to have tomorrow. maybe a filet o fish too?
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i wonder how many big macs trump is going to have tomorrow. maybe a filet o fish too?
there’s a joke in the tv show parks and recreation about brita filters. and the water in a lot of iowa is chock full of nitrates.
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
there’s a joke in the tv show parks and recreation about brita filters. and the water in a lot of iowa is chock full of nitrates.
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
posted from portland where we have non fluoridated water that comes from mt hood and they occasionally have a boil order from ducks poopin in the reservoir
Reposted by lazy line painter jane
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
at a certain point nirvana songs just become beatles songs and if you don’t get that, take lsd. get a concussion. but i swear it’s in there. the chord progression.
i really like the scene in a discovery of witches where the vampires jump out of a helicopter into a ruin of a castle but ultimately she learns to fly. and that’s what saves her.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i really like the scene in a discovery of witches where the vampires jump out of a helicopter into a ruin of a castle but ultimately she learns to fly. and that’s what saves her.
when did trump stop doing the stupid cheesy fake blonde thing and when do you think he will stop with the spray tan?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
when did trump stop doing the stupid cheesy fake blonde thing and when do you think he will stop with the spray tan?