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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 9h

i’m not serving any chicken sashimi or carpaccio bullshit. that’s only legal in japan and i’m still not falling for that fiddle faddle.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 9h

so i’d like to say thank you to those clowns because i have the job because they couldn’t do basic kitchen work. keep your hands busy when it’s slow and sell safe clean food.

apparently that’s too much of an ask for some people.

i just don’t understand.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 9h

there was another person who was trying to sell undercooked fried chicken. they said it was golden brown so it was ready and it temped at 115 degrees f. and when they told them to cook it all the way they had a tantrum about how the place served overcooked crap.

like, wowza.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 9h

so apparently the last person who obviously didn’t work out pulled a book out of their pocket and sat on a milk crate and said “let me know when you think you need me because it’s slow and i don’t want to waste my time”

i had no words. mind blown. like. what?!?

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 9h

i’m still new at the job and several people have said “it’s really neat that u call tickets and you (and other new hire) actually make the order”

so today i asked “i’m doing the job. why is that a big deal?”

the answer was hilarious.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 19h

dear nobel committee,

it’s me again. i know. we have been over this.

i would like to nominate the person or people who developed the electric rice cooker. they’re fuckin badasses and i love them and their brilliant minds.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 19h

i just follow will stancil to read the articles. lol

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 21h

we are a “shoes over the lines” city. will take a pair of gloves home and give it the heave ho over the utilities later.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 21h

i live in portland and it’s still the warm/dry season so clothing is kind of a thing but also optional (especially after dark). most of the random clothes i see are not in that category which is why i noticed it. maybe i should glove up and throw it so it hangs in the utility lines.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 21h

“i’m not like them, but i can pretend” – k. cobain

Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21h

im ok tho

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 21h

🫂

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21h

happy mental health awareness whatever. you have been made aware of me. im kinda fucked up

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject

ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject

media.tenor.com

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

i checked the schedule and unfortunately i have to work an extra long shift saturday so i will miss snl episode 1000 featuring goddess/emperess/supreme ruler amy poehler.

would take a bullet for her. zero regret. also, tina fey. she gets the best protection too.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22h

Since SNL is back I want to mention that short term cast member Luke Mones had an idea for a sketch they never did where a guy on death row is asked what he wants for his last meal and he says Olive Garden’s Never Ending Soup and Breadsticks and they can never execute him because he keeps eating

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

i would hope so! because i’m not into the true crime genre.

i met you on social media and you’re one of my favorites and i consider you a friend. so, you got my dumb ass from social media.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

oh hell yeah! that’s some good skeets

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

fuck yeah papa fazz!

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

so like, are we under military occupation now?

whatever. i’m just going to ride my bicycle to work and go about my business.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

i thought about that because bras are spendy but it was a small cup one so the original wearer is probably doing fine. outside of the kerfuffle that would lead to leaving an undergarment on the side of a main street.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

on my walk to the grocery store i noticed someone ditched a white strapless bra on a juniper bush overnight so i got half a free show

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 22h

j edgar hoover was smart enough to not let these types of photos get out

the director of the fbi in some sort of cosplay. it makes no sense. visual diarrhea.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

my dad is a crazy person and as much as i try to be a good son…

there is no peace when the great santini is involved

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

went outside and walked around and yeah. it’s stronger. but it was a really pretty moonlit night to ramble.

and (as a person with a reasonable opinion m) no. this is not in anyway involved with protests. thats miles away and on the other side of the river.

🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

there’s some strange burning plastic smell and i thought something was on fire in my apartment and i went outside and it’s more apparent im the breeze. seems to be coming from the northwest.

otherwise, a lovely night to perambulate about.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

there’s some strange burning plastic smell and i thought something was on fire in my apartment and i went outside and it’s more apparent im the breeze. seems to be coming from the northwest.

otherwise, a lovely night to perambulate about.

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🎃 psycho brahe 🔪 @medianoche.bsky.social · 1d

SHADOW TICKET has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!

SHADOW TICKET on the shelf at Powell’s (hawthorne). next to it are the good version of gravity’s rainbow and the crying of lot 49.

epitaph

“supernatural, perhaps. baloney . . . perhaps not.” – bela lugosi in “the black cat” (1934)

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