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elise
@mediocrebottle.bsky.social
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she/they ⚡️ iowa cats • crafts • jurassic park
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guys 🥹
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog

I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭
i have a fever but I also want one of those Dubai chocolate cups so bad man
I’ve been playing Disney dreamlight valley since like 9am
I just finished Fourth Wing and well…. iykyk so I started crying bc I thought Iron Flame wasn’t on KU
“JUrRaSsIC wOrLd suX im a ReAl FaN clASSics OnLy weirdo”

me in the theater July 2nd: dinosaurs jurassic brand movie score scarjo dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs 💃💃💃💃
a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant .
ALT: a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant .
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Tairn 😍😍😍
Rhiannon 😍😍😍
finally reading fourth wing

Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
finally reading fourth wing

Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍
spent well over a year putting off making my yard pretty because I thought I had two hard-to-get-rid-of, invasive plants (tree of heaven and Japanese knotweed) growing outside… i have neither. it’s actually not even close so…. iDk what’s wrong with me either
sigh…. my kids discovered Für Elise
anyway no I’m not painting but I am planning
just learned you CAN paint a small, windless room a dark color without it feeling smaller simply by painting the ceiling the same color. and also the rule is if a room has a door, it doesn’t have to “flow” with the color scheme of the rest of the house. I mean personally idc but makes sense lol
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all this blue prince talk got me thinking about how u were my foundation. u tried to understand me but i never let you past my antechamber. i wish i had some ivory dice to redraft our relationship. no need to respond but just know u never need a key to open my sanctum doors
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Celebrating 555+ followers with a free cross-stitch pattern: Out of This World! 🪡

Originally stitched as a personal project for the space collab 2025, now I want to share it with you, too. Thank you for making this space a little more magical! 🤍

You can find the free pattern over in my Ko-fi shop!
friends with partners/housemates that work graveyard shifts….

When and how the fuck do you get anything done??? especially noisy things? do you just shut the bedroom door and hope?

“it gets done when I do it” is correct, but for the sake of keeping everyone happy, is there a method to the madness
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Spinosaurus looking FAAAABULOUUUUS!
I finished the second book I am absolutely devastated
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
it’s okay, this is a safe space, you can say it

Caesar salad dressing is gross
devoured this. it is vile and so so good. thankfully there’s a second 🤭
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit
my kids are older and I’m still trying to hold onto that “holiday magic” but idk throwing like 25 eggs around outside at midnight (a handful of them are actually empty) with my husband might be magic for ME rather than the kids lmao
anyway I just think these things are neat.
also currently fixated on cut and sew panels of pillows or stuffed animals or whatever they become. they’re…. perfect. I’m too lazy to get my sewing machine out so also fixated on hand sewing and being decent at it lmao.

recycling tip: use excess/trimmed fabric for stuffing!

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imagine how cute this would be as curtains????? maximalist friends, put a valance in an interior doorway. a fun, colorful fabric. you can try tell me it doesn’t bring you joy. You don’t even have to sew, just throw it over a rod tbh. I’m OBSESSED.
about a year ago, this single picture from eBay unlocked memories, I had a fuckton of these same dresses for every holiday thanks to a crafty relative. I thought she was so talented (she is, she sucks tho), but the reality is she was just following a pattern. I love that for me. I have a chance!!