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· Mar 12
Store — Die On This Hill
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The game I made is available NOW! It's a party game based on brainwormed internet discourse, which means it's perfect for bluesky users who are disgusted with themselves for missing the terrible debates they had on twitter. Get it before I sell out!
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
He's Tony Romo now
Andrew Garfield looks unrecognizable with long blond hair
Andrew Garfield looks unrecognizable with long blond hair
The "Amazing Spider-Man" star, who is a natural brunette, looked unrecognizable with newly blond locks tucked behind his ears and a hat on.
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January 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
He's Tony Romo now
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“He was a piece of shit and I loved him: the Johnny Silverhand Story”
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“He was a piece of shit and I loved him: the Johnny Silverhand Story”
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okay picture this. you're a media in night city, between let's say 2016 and 2020, and you run a zine on the burgeoning chromatic rock scene. one day you bum a cig from a vet outside the venue who starts running his mouth about corporate oppression, blah blah blah, and you write him off.
it's basically canonical that johnny had like multiple situationships all overlapping so if i make an OC that is suspiciously exactly like me that's a media that falls for johnny while they're reporting out the chromatic rock scene it's still canon compliant
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
okay picture this. you're a media in night city, between let's say 2016 and 2020, and you run a zine on the burgeoning chromatic rock scene. one day you bum a cig from a vet outside the venue who starts running his mouth about corporate oppression, blah blah blah, and you write him off.
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BUMP
Harbaugh said he's waiting til after this weekend to meet with teams and my theory is him and Tomlin have a plan to switch teams if they both get fired.
If Jimmy Haslam is as serious about turning around the Browns as he says, he should do whatever it takes to land John Harbaugh roundtable.io/sports/nfl/b...
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
BUMP
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These are your heros, men???
This is what y'all need to talk about online all day????
This is what y'all need to talk about online all day????
"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
These are your heros, men???
This is what y'all need to talk about online all day????
This is what y'all need to talk about online all day????
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Yeah man I have a cricut explore air 2 too, you're not fucking special
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yeah man I have a cricut explore air 2 too, you're not fucking special
He still thinks asylum means 'escaped from a foreign mental institution'
Trump threatens a "DAY OF RECKONING & RETRIBUTION" in Minnesota.
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
He still thinks asylum means 'escaped from a foreign mental institution'
I've seen this in Chicago too and I literally think these ads should be illegal
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I've seen this in Chicago too and I literally think these ads should be illegal
can't believe it's only wednesday
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
can't believe it's only wednesday
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And not just a pick six: a pick six that ended in Rodgers himself blowing a tackle, allowing the defense to score that pick six. Could not have happened to a worse person.
dawg is aaron rodgers' last play going to be a pick six lmfao
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
And not just a pick six: a pick six that ended in Rodgers himself blowing a tackle, allowing the defense to score that pick six. Could not have happened to a worse person.
dawg is aaron rodgers' last play going to be a pick six lmfao
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
dawg is aaron rodgers' last play going to be a pick six lmfao
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congratulations to Aaron Rodgers for what I’m sure will be another success offseason of Endless Bullshit
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
congratulations to Aaron Rodgers for what I’m sure will be another success offseason of Endless Bullshit
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i could tell you why they don't make mario & sonic olympics games anymore but you wouldn't believe me
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
i could tell you why they don't make mario & sonic olympics games anymore but you wouldn't believe me
holy shit wait really? this is HUGE news, oh my god! i can't believe that nobody has ever been wrongly incarcerated or acquitted before!!!! i had no idea that courts get it right every single time, that's such a relief oh my gosh
lol yes, that is how Courts work lol
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
holy shit wait really? this is HUGE news, oh my god! i can't believe that nobody has ever been wrongly incarcerated or acquitted before!!!! i had no idea that courts get it right every single time, that's such a relief oh my gosh
oh dang the employment law understander has logged on, i guess if one tribunal judges in support of a company that means it wasn't union busting
So much for the media like @aftermath.site @nathangrayson.bsky.social @duckvalentine.bsky.social , etc claiming this was union busting
An employment tribunal has today rejected an application for interim relief filed on behalf of the fired Grand Theft Auto 6 developers at Rockstar Games. https://bit.ly/4bqiOUs
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
oh dang the employment law understander has logged on, i guess if one tribunal judges in support of a company that means it wasn't union busting
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Just because I’m sick doesn’t mean I still can’t post thirst traps ;)
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Just because I’m sick doesn’t mean I still can’t post thirst traps ;)
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
Lmfao makes so much sense
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Lmfao makes so much sense
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i don't believe in rainbow capitalism but i do think it's vitally important that sports team pride nights continue to outsell the increasingly common harry potter night
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i don't believe in rainbow capitalism but i do think it's vitally important that sports team pride nights continue to outsell the increasingly common harry potter night
The thing about cyberpunk 2077 is one of my favorite missions in the game is one you only get if you try to change the color of a car you got from another mission, which leads you to a short, heartbreaking story about the car's owner
January 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The thing about cyberpunk 2077 is one of my favorite missions in the game is one you only get if you try to change the color of a car you got from another mission, which leads you to a short, heartbreaking story about the car's owner
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This is not a subtweet of anyone in particular because I have seen this in several places but:
It was also bad when men with body armor and guns were running around Fallujah kicking in people’s doors
It was also bad when men with body armor and guns were running around Fallujah kicking in people’s doors
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is not a subtweet of anyone in particular because I have seen this in several places but:
It was also bad when men with body armor and guns were running around Fallujah kicking in people’s doors
It was also bad when men with body armor and guns were running around Fallujah kicking in people’s doors