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man. Shit sucks
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
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November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
man. Shit sucks
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Cowardice from my alma matter - and tbh it’s pretty embarrassing to fold to Trump at this point; he’s wildly unpopular and politically toxic!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Cowardice from my alma matter - and tbh it’s pretty embarrassing to fold to Trump at this point; he’s wildly unpopular and politically toxic!
Did Charlie Brown have hoes?
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Did Charlie Brown have hoes?
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
The fact that I knew the joke from the thumbnail did not make it any less funny
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The fact that I knew the joke from the thumbnail did not make it any less funny
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
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Anchovies is drugs
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Anchovies is drugs
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Left pizza all drugs
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Left pizza all drugs
I'll have mine with, please
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'll have mine with, please
do you think Flo from Progressive and the Carfax car fox ever explored each other's bodies
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
do you think Flo from Progressive and the Carfax car fox ever explored each other's bodies
There are gardevoirs everywhere for those with the eyes to see
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There are gardevoirs everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Skill issue I love getting my quarterly dose of Bravo when I visit the fam
Little is said about the true horror of the holidays: having to interact with family members who have vastly different tastes in media than you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Skill issue I love getting my quarterly dose of Bravo when I visit the fam
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
Automatic 0/10 for any video game that doesn't remove the❗from unlockables when you mouse over them and forces you to equip or use them instead
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Automatic 0/10 for any video game that doesn't remove the❗from unlockables when you mouse over them and forces you to equip or use them instead
I was talking to an artist friend last night who is lucky enough to have a full time job illustrating for a Big Company and what he said was the work AI is replacing is work he wouldn't take anyway because, shocker, the client wouldn't appreciate art. We're about to see the pendulum swing back hard
It's going to be really funny when these AI art dopes have flooded the market with so much slop that human-made, messy, imperfect art becomes a huge hot commodity precisely for those traits and they can't understand why they are still being left out of actual art circles
The only good thing about this is in the future organic art will be highly sought after. By that I mean worth more money. lol
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I was talking to an artist friend last night who is lucky enough to have a full time job illustrating for a Big Company and what he said was the work AI is replacing is work he wouldn't take anyway because, shocker, the client wouldn't appreciate art. We're about to see the pendulum swing back hard
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Some people just believe that being cynical is the same as being smart and it's not. It's closer to cowardice
it takes courage and intelligence to reckon with the idea that most people are decent and close in intelligence to yourself, and the only thing that's missing is work
it takes courage and intelligence to reckon with the idea that most people are decent and close in intelligence to yourself, and the only thing that's missing is work
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Some people just believe that being cynical is the same as being smart and it's not. It's closer to cowardice
it takes courage and intelligence to reckon with the idea that most people are decent and close in intelligence to yourself, and the only thing that's missing is work
it takes courage and intelligence to reckon with the idea that most people are decent and close in intelligence to yourself, and the only thing that's missing is work
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Thank you. In my experience, the average person is most likely to be guilty of Trusting Too Much, which is a genuinely GOOD THING that has been expertly weaponized against us all.
I think the average person, even if they wouldn't admit it, believes in a system of adults doing the right thing.
I think the average person, even if they wouldn't admit it, believes in a system of adults doing the right thing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thank you. In my experience, the average person is most likely to be guilty of Trusting Too Much, which is a genuinely GOOD THING that has been expertly weaponized against us all.
I think the average person, even if they wouldn't admit it, believes in a system of adults doing the right thing.
I think the average person, even if they wouldn't admit it, believes in a system of adults doing the right thing.
every time I hear someone, usually on here, say 'the average person is an uncaring illiterate slob' it makes me pretty fucking angry. You're virtue signaling. You think you're clever by saying that the world is just like the movie idiocracy, and that you're one of the chosen righteous few.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
every time I hear someone, usually on here, say 'the average person is an uncaring illiterate slob' it makes me pretty fucking angry. You're virtue signaling. You think you're clever by saying that the world is just like the movie idiocracy, and that you're one of the chosen righteous few.
oh shit y'all, moves are being MADE
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
oh shit y'all, moves are being MADE
finally, a headline that makes polyamory seem cool
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
finally, a headline that makes polyamory seem cool
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you should buy Y0 before this btw; the Director's Cut is a markedly worse experience and isn't even done BY the director of Y0
Yakuza 0 Will be Delisted & Replaced by Yakuza 0 Director's Cut Starting Dec. 8th. https://ow.ly/AW7950XyiP5
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
you should buy Y0 before this btw; the Director's Cut is a markedly worse experience and isn't even done BY the director of Y0
if you respond to this at all, with any game, I have lost all respect for you as a critical consumer of video games. Remasters with updated gameplay are a fucking scourge
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if you respond to this at all, with any game, I have lost all respect for you as a critical consumer of video games. Remasters with updated gameplay are a fucking scourge
To be clear this isn't even about politics this is about all of these people's relationship to drama/reaction YouTube/Twitch/Twitter. To be honest I could put Hasan on there too, I still take psychic damage hearing about him, but less so
will never forgive social media for making me familiar with people like ethan klein, asmongold, candace owens, nick fuentes, dinesh d'souza, and fucking hundreds more. getting surgery to iron out the folds in my brain where that information lives
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
To be clear this isn't even about politics this is about all of these people's relationship to drama/reaction YouTube/Twitch/Twitter. To be honest I could put Hasan on there too, I still take psychic damage hearing about him, but less so
dawg...
Why on earth would you include Ethan “arrest every member of the Israeli cabinet” Klein among those cretins? Besides his ethnicity of course
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
dawg...