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@megalardon.bsky.social

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23 They/It/Any Fats, Vore, Inflation, & More If you're not into that kinda stuff or are under 18, scram https://vancouvershark.neocities.org

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · Nov 6

Hi just a reminder
If you are a minor, a pedophile, a bigot, or support bigotry in any form, get the fuck out.
You are not welcome here and my art is not for your eyes to see.

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KGBlagden @kgblagden.bsky.social · 1d

The JRPG Misadventures of Oppai Hime!

Comm for @sassydolly.bsky.social

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 4h

tbh i enjoy any system that'll let me either A. spill a shitload of dice on the table at once or B. use different types of dice equally frequently
increasing dice pools/die sizes just helps sell progression of power way better than any flat mathematical modifier ever could imo

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 16h

secret third option where they stalemate and rock paper scissors to see who tops

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 16h

defeats enemies WITH cool style sex :^]

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 17h

i'll give her a week

...i'll give her 11 minutes

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 20h

ooh boy. one of those days where i feel like my mind's slipping away

i'll be fine

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fizz's zooka @fizzooka.bsky.social · 22h

moo

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 23h

ideal for prostate polishing

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Fila @veryfilthything.bsky.social · 23h

Gangle is a really bad liar

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

augh she's so pretty,,

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SadToonCat! 🍐 @sadtooncat.bsky.social · 1d

more like Pearoba, haha :3

Ceroba from Undertale Yellow with a large, pear-shaped, bottom-heavy monobutt figure, complete with some fancy, lacy panties! She's looking back at herself with blush on her face, annoyed and embarrassed by her massive butt.
She says, "So... this is that "monobutt" nonsense people like, huh? Well, there goes my dignity..."

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SharkBubble @sharkbubble.bsky.social · 1d

dumbass messing around with a growth ray

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

real talk though, maybe Shadowrun..? I'm mainly operating off of vibes though

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition, I say, shortly before violently exploding in a cloud of blood and viscera

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

oh she is *desperate* omg i love her

Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

instant ramen gets my vote for being a yummy crunchy snack if i dont feel like boiling water for a few minutes

Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

havent drawn in a while but also trying not to overexert my hands cuz they kinda ache and i dont wanna deal with potential RSI but uhhhhhhh boobs breastily

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

the plan is to go deep enough to lick the tip, no blowjob needed

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Fila @veryfilthything.bsky.social · 1d

Its the start of spooky season, so what better way to celebrate than with some spooky kink nonsense? The ZA Hex Maniac experiences some ghostly mischief in a new 3 part sequence EXCLUSIVE to the P-Tron! Check it out now!

www.patreon.com/posts/exclus...

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Tail-Blazer @tail-blazer.bsky.social · 1d

I once drew this fun little doodle for @velvet-bambi.bsky.social and @burgerkurger.com
Fun fact! They actually have a game coming out soon if you want to go check them out and stay posted on that. They've put a lot of energy into it and it's paying off. ✨Thank you!

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 2d

crooked spoon ice cream fucks severely, i've learned

Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 2d

always enjoy seeing your adorable bubbly sona!!
and if it makes you happy, then i see no reason to stop >:D

Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 2d

i can understand seeing political talk can be really distressing for people, especially with the way shit's going now
but i think a blanket ban is just counterproductive
at the very least quarantine it so people *have* a space to vent, and others can simply opt out of having to see it

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RafilerSFM @rafilersfm.bsky.social · 2d

[ANIM] The Growing Cold

Careful not to catch a cold out there. Sounds done by @robuttschei.bsky.social, hope you enjoy!

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ROBOY-THOR @roboy-thor.bsky.social · 2d

When booking one of the 'performers' at the nightclub for a night, you can also choose if they should come with any size modifications

Including - for an extra fee - having enough junk in the trunk to bury you with

Cameo of FloridaMan189 's Zeza ;b

Grim (he/him) leaning over the back of the couch with an absolutely MASSIVE ass on him, with Zeza (she/her) sitting on the couch

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