Van
@megalardon.bsky.social
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They/It/Any
Fats, Vore, Inflation, & More
If you're not into that kinda stuff or are under 18, scram
https://vancouvershark.neocities.org
They/It/Any
Fats, Vore, Inflation, & More
If you're not into that kinda stuff or are under 18, scram
https://vancouvershark.neocities.org
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Van
@megalardon.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Hi just a reminder
If you are a minor, a pedophile, a bigot, or support bigotry in any form, get the fuck out.
You are not welcome here and my art is not for your eyes to see.
If you are a minor, a pedophile, a bigot, or support bigotry in any form, get the fuck out.
You are not welcome here and my art is not for your eyes to see.
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Its almost Thanksgiving; its time to start fattening up your girls and transforming them into turkeys.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Its almost Thanksgiving; its time to start fattening up your girls and transforming them into turkeys.
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recent comm, gashi's starbucks girl
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
recent comm, gashi's starbucks girl
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summer would be completely irredeemable if it werent for sunny miami/knick knack tf
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
summer would be completely irredeemable if it werent for sunny miami/knick knack tf
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Commission for @porygonfan.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Commission for @porygonfan.bsky.social
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Depositing Garde lard onto your timeline
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Depositing Garde lard onto your timeline
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part 2/4!
the onset is slow but noticeable- only days after losing her treadmill the leavanny from church & mack at the greasy seel are starting to noticing her figure *filling out*- maybe you'd have an easier time saving up for a new exercise machine if you could resist packing your belly, gurl!
the onset is slow but noticeable- only days after losing her treadmill the leavanny from church & mack at the greasy seel are starting to noticing her figure *filling out*- maybe you'd have an easier time saving up for a new exercise machine if you could resist packing your belly, gurl!
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
part 2/4!
the onset is slow but noticeable- only days after losing her treadmill the leavanny from church & mack at the greasy seel are starting to noticing her figure *filling out*- maybe you'd have an easier time saving up for a new exercise machine if you could resist packing your belly, gurl!
the onset is slow but noticeable- only days after losing her treadmill the leavanny from church & mack at the greasy seel are starting to noticing her figure *filling out*- maybe you'd have an easier time saving up for a new exercise machine if you could resist packing your belly, gurl!
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This important information, we should investigate further...
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This important information, we should investigate further...
firstly: why the hell did so many disney mascot puppeteers feel the need to flirt with visitors
secondly: what if it was a girl mascot flirting with me and ooouhh ooouughh.
secondly: what if it was a girl mascot flirting with me and ooouhh ooouughh.
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
firstly: why the hell did so many disney mascot puppeteers feel the need to flirt with visitors
secondly: what if it was a girl mascot flirting with me and ooouhh ooouughh.
secondly: what if it was a girl mascot flirting with me and ooouhh ooouughh.
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
hah GAYYYYYY
good for them :>
good for them :>
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
hah GAYYYYYY
good for them :>
good for them :>
holy shit a new sbemail
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
holy shit a new sbemail
little green bean's about to become a total watermelon..!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
little green bean's about to become a total watermelon..!
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Okay! She's ready for 3 litres of ballast jelly!
You just have to release the clamp for her...
Yeah... she's gonna pop for sure.
You just have to release the clamp for her...
Yeah... she's gonna pop for sure.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Okay! She's ready for 3 litres of ballast jelly!
You just have to release the clamp for her...
Yeah... she's gonna pop for sure.
You just have to release the clamp for her...
Yeah... she's gonna pop for sure.
i've started calling her N/A
because her name is *not available*
though, you could pronounce "N/A" like "Anna"
but you shouldn't
because as stated before, her name is N/A
because her name is *not available*
though, you could pronounce "N/A" like "Anna"
but you shouldn't
because as stated before, her name is N/A
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
i've started calling her N/A
because her name is *not available*
though, you could pronounce "N/A" like "Anna"
but you shouldn't
because as stated before, her name is N/A
because her name is *not available*
though, you could pronounce "N/A" like "Anna"
but you shouldn't
because as stated before, her name is N/A
aaaah thank you!! it's kinda nice having a simple design to play around with and not stress myself over making her look good, haha
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
aaaah thank you!! it's kinda nice having a simple design to play around with and not stress myself over making her look good, haha
[pillow tf]
she's been banned for life from multiple toy stores
she's been banned for life from multiple toy stores
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[pillow tf]
she's been banned for life from multiple toy stores
she's been banned for life from multiple toy stores
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Two bubble butt women that would probably kill me
comm done for @boxibloon.bsky.social
#inflation #furryinflation
comm done for @boxibloon.bsky.social
#inflation #furryinflation
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Two bubble butt women that would probably kill me
comm done for @boxibloon.bsky.social
#inflation #furryinflation
comm done for @boxibloon.bsky.social
#inflation #furryinflation
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the beast demands attention from me once more
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the beast demands attention from me once more