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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃

@meghancolleen.bsky.social

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Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? she/her Carolina alum 🐏🩵 Gawker/jezebel alum ex Twinja Life in the hands of a rock n roll band. Artist. Writer. Crow/critter/bug friend. Soup Tube Enthusiast.

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · Nov 13

As a former journalist I want to highlight an inaccuracy in your article regarding Alf Hog

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 12m

Exactly like you want something nice that will last through wearing it all the time but not something stupid expensive

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 14m

I’ll DM you! Do not judge my television choices though.

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 16m

Daaamn

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 17m

I’ll even give you my login

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 17m

Crush them.

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 18m

Oh I’m not even playing I’m just watching

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 19m

You gotta pay for that housewives content sir.

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 25m

Is this the goose barnacle place?

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 30m

It’s embarrassing. Like I am genuinely embarrassed about it. If there’s a next time I’m just going to pick out a nice unique ring that I like and want to wear all the time

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 31m

One of the MANY things lol

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 31m

If I could go back in time this is one of the things I would do differently. My $10k blood Diamond engagement ring retailed for maybe $600 bucks after the divorce. Still mad about it

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 1h

I am definitely that auntie

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 1h

I have never tasted miracle whip but I’m good with not knowing

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 1h

My dreams are sometimes oddly prescient

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 1h

I had a dream that I was at kennothy’s house and someone was making sandwiches and we ate the sandwiches and they tasted RANK.

Someone goes “maybe it’s the mayo? Is the mayo spoiled?”

We all agree it’s the mayo.

Then I had a revelation. The sandwich maker had used kennothy’s LIGHT MIRACLE WHIP.

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

Yep. They taste like my mom’s tollhouse cookies to me! Buttery and a little salty

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

They are the closest to homemade I have ever found

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

I just won’t even go. I can’t take it

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

I would venture to guess that Trader Joe’s wins that award in most cities

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

Like little me would have passed out from joy

An add for a animatronic plush cow called Maggie where she is burping after being given a bottle

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

These are LEGIT

A bag of tate’s pumpkin spice crispy cookies

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

The wal mart one was very exciting!!

I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

Did y’all know you can get a cute little animatronic cow that you can feed and it follows you around and you’re in charge of it like raising a tamagotchi. I would have DIED.

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

I swear no matter what I do I find myself in a CVS hunting through the leftover lights. It’s basically tradition at this point I would feel sort of sad without it

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2h

If I find a toy catalog laying around I will be so entertained and joyful for like 30 minutes and I will also eeepy-voice tell you about all the toys and say how lucky kids are nowadays at least 20 times

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