Melissa Tyndall
@melissatyndall.bsky.social
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Author of spooky things, mom, Dean girl, & champagne lover ready to burst into a cauldron of bats. Rep: Ann Rose at The Tobias Literary Agency
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What would your character’s search history look like? My MC’s & her BFF’s would really reflect their grumpy/sunshine pairing. #writingcommunity
Emma's search history:

Great British Bakeoff
Hallmark romance
Caramel + coffee
Punny pajamas
Sapphic romance novels Maddie's search history:

how do serial killers choose victims

diy pink hair dye

neon nail polish

giant flower print sweater

best pencils for sketching
melissatyndall.bsky.social
At this point, he’s just getting off on being a pseudo-intellectual, contrarian mansplainer for the social media attention.
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It’s already here
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I think this is right:
"We've slid into some form of authoritarianism," says Steven Levitsky, a professor of government at Harvard. "It is relatively mild compared to some others. It is certainly reversible, but we are no longer living in a liberal democracy."
www.npr.org/2025/04/22/n...
melissatyndall.bsky.social
MAGA is SO worried about immigrants and trans people, so let’s do some U.S. population statistics.

Unauthorized immigrants = 3% to 4%

Trans folks = 1%

People who think cilantro tastes like soap = 4-14%

Republican married men reported ever having extramarital sex = 13%
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As a writer and true crime fan, I’d like to think I’d be good at cleaning up a crime scene, but I can’t get through breakfast without getting Chobani Flip yogurt on my pants.
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You can now eat your salad in peace without worrying about your enemies.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 21d
Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air after our government threatened a private company with retaliation, marking a dark moment for free speech in our nation.

More than 400 artists across our nation signed on to say: We refuse to be silenced by those in power.
We the people must never accept government threats to our freedom of speech. Efforts by leaders to pressure artists, journalists, and companies with retaliation for their speech strike at the heart of what it means to live in a free country.

Last week, Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air after the government threatened a private company with retaliation, marking a dark moment for freedom of speech in our nation. In an attempt to silence its critics, our government has resorted to threatening the livelihoods of journalists, talk show hosts, artists, creatives, and entertainers across the board. This runs counter to the values our nation was built upon, and our Constitution guarantees.

We know this moment is bigger than us and our industry. Teachers, government employees, law firms, researchers, universities, students and so many more are also facing direct attacks on their freedom of expression.

Regardless of our political affiliation, or whether we engage in politics or not, we all love our country. We also share the belief that our voices should never be silenced by those in power – because if it happens to one of us, it happens to all of us.

This is the moment to defend free speech across our nation. We encourage all Americans to join us, along with the ACLU, in the fight to defend and preserve our constitutionally protected rights. A graphic listing the names of the more than 400 signers of the ACLU's letter condemning the federal government's retaliation against Jimmy Kimmel. For the full list of signatories, visit aclu.org/kimmel-letter-bk
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3 main tactics are utilized:

✅ The “savage” enemy is portrayed as an irrational aggressor.

✅ Their brutality of innocent victims is graphically described.

✅ The government describes their hand as being “forced” to preserve peace.

Sounding familiar yet?
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This is disgusting rhetoric, but it’s nothing new. I did my master’s thesis on the Bush presidencies’ wartime rhetoric in a continuation of a 1980 essay by Robert L. Ivie called “Images of Savagery in American Justifications for War.” The original paper can be found here: tinyurl.com/savageryrhet...
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A friend asked me what movies scared me. But I don’t really get “scared.”

Maybe anxiety/dread over a ticking clock or going back to a killer’s house for a stuffed bunny. 🙄

Grossed out over body horror like Amy Smart in Mirrors or the kittens Brand New Cherry Flavor.

Do you get scared? Of what?
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You: You, know. Because Laura is creepy and looms over the children.

Agent:
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B&N members! @barnesandnoble is having a preorder sale! If you haven't ordered #TheManyMisfortunesofEugeniaWang yet, this is a good time to do so!

@simonkids
@thetobiasliteraryagency

#2025debuts #debutnovel #mg #gn #kidlit #kidscomics
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The fact this man did these sorts of things is serial killer-like behavior. It’s also alarming if everyone knew it. I’m so glad you got someone new.
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This gives, “The biggest lie that they tell you is you need college. I’m way smarter than my friends who went to college and paid money for thoughts.” While no one who went to college cares if you did or not.
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bookbent.bsky.social
The National Endowment for the Arts has officially canceled the 2026 Creative Writing Fellowship.

If you value books and authors, now is the time to buy a book, borrow it from a library, or drop an author you love a note.
Dear Lacey N. Dunham:
This is in reference to your recent application to the National Endowment for the Arts' FY 2026
Creative Writing Fellowships. The NEA has cancelled the FY 2026 Creative Writing Fellowships program. The Creative Writing category has been Withdrawn by the Agency and will not be reviewed. We recognize that receiving this news can be disappointing, especially after all the hard work and dedication you put into your application.
The NEA is updating its grantmaking policy priorities to focus funding on projects that reflect the nation's rich artistic heritage and creativity as prioritized by the Administration Consequently, we are cancelling existing funding opportunities that fall outside these new priorities. The NEA will now prioritize projects that elevate the Nation's HBCUs and Hispanic Serving Institutions, celebrate the 250th anniversary of American independence, foster Al competency, empower houses of worship to serve communities, assist with disaster recovery, foster skilled trade jobs, make America healthy again, support the military and veterans, support Tribal communities, make the District of Columbia safe and beautiful, and support the economic development of Asian American communities.
Funding is being allocated in a new direction in furtherance of the Administration's agenda.
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Local friends... Book Launch info below!
Mostly text - Book Launch Info!!
Meet Ann Rose!
Barnes and Noble. September 12th at 7:00pm. The Woodlands, TX. In conversation with Helena Greer.  
A Hexcellent Chance to Fall in Love - a novel. 
With the image of two women holding each other while one slowly fades away.
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3. Making fun of a teeny peeny