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Just Jess
@mercurialmiss.bsky.social
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Previously @MercurialMiss on Twitter Reluctantly Straight She/Her Spinster My safeword is: Banana🍌 No DMs! Crafter. Anti-war unless its against the rich. In love with books & goth stuff. If you follow me you endorse my skeets.* *legally binding
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Oh no, Finnigan fox is sick.😢
Woke up to the smell of ass (no fun reason) so I went on a 4am hunt for my dog who wasn't in her bed but downstairs on the couch. And beside the back door a single 💩. As annoying as having an excellent sense of smell can be it's reassuring that if a fire started at night I would probably survive.
It's not a website but an app. My bad.
It's got the bite in the air that tells me snow is going to show up in a week or so.
One of my least favorite parts of fantasy movies is the idea that after characters acquire any type of power they can suddenly fight like they've trained their entire life.
My "soulmate" from hint.com isn't who I thought they were.
Luckily most of us had parents who trusted vaccines.
I pity them but they're exposing younger siblings & elderly grandparents.
Not happy about it HOWEVER their mom has decided that because of the ADHD they're completely consequence free when they misbehave. No amount of essential oils will cure the criminal record coming.
Having a measles outbreak among some younger cousins because their parents were SO concerned about autism meanwhile the 2 at ground zero have severe ADHD.
Reskeet only because I think donkeys are adorable.
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If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
Thanks. It has shades of you can lead a ShitLib to a library but you can't make them read.
I like to think I updated pearls before swine.
You can throw out all the information life preservers you want but if someone is determined to drown in a teaspoon of ignorance water there's not much you can do.
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Hey, Bsky fam! I know this = late-night request, but 🚨🚨can you help me out with 👉🏿$50👈🏿 so I can get to & from work tomorrow. If I can get it by 9AM EDT tmrw, that = fantastic!🚨🚨

Venmo: @TheJunctureX
CashApp: $TheJunctureX

#UrgentNeed #blackmutualaid #HelpFolksLive2025 #helpsky #fundsky

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The bone museum has a tux cat named bone Jovi and the joy that knowledge brings me almost makes up for having to get up early to go to the techno coffin for an MRI today.
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Please… stop for a moment and read 🕊️💔
Even though the war has ended, our suffering in Gaza hasn’t — no safety, no food, no medicine, no water 💧
Every day feels heavier than the one before…
Please help by donating or sharing 🙏💙

chuffed.org/project/1368...

#Gaza #HelpGaza #Humanity
"Long furby can't hurt you it's just a meme."

Amazon:
I hate when I find a good movie illegally streaming and between pausing it to run to the bathroom and getting back it's been removed by the copyright police.
Dill flavored chips are a superlative salty snack.