Cody Sun Crusher
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Cody Sun Crusher
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perpetually tired gamer, SCAdian, gardener, & aviation nerd. Ain't born (neuro)typical
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(If you are ever wondering if I woke up and chose violence, the answer is always 'yes')
“Right, because god forbid two twenty-year-olds enjoy their lives without the fifteen-year-old they babysit.” Max is, predictably, rolling her eyes.

Dustin splutters. “May I remind you that you’re also fifteen?”

“You may not, actually.”
How does one just lose a pair of pajama pants? I was wearing them yesterday and now, poof!
“Fun,” he replies dryly. “Why are always folk songs so dreary?”

“Because they were instructions, once,” she smiles.
"HYDRAULIC LOSS ON LANDING... AIRCRAFT BEING TOWED OFF RUNWAY"

There are some nights I can't even with us.
Inflated prices. Which come out of our taxes.

I do air, not ocean, where the flag covers the entire airline, not the individual both, so this is all very bizarre to me too.
It gets more complicated (and expensive) for Americans because the Jones Act specifies that US government and government-impelled shipments must move on US-flagged vessels. Unfortunately, the only folks who still register vessels in the USA are those pursuing this business, which leads to ridiculous
This florist/tattoo artist AU is making me think about redownloading insta
'gary is trying to get him friendly with kyle, since he claims simon is the closest thing he has to a best friend.

(“i moved across the atlantic for you, you ungrateful git,” gary chides, over the phone.

“i didn’t ask you to, you just came with")'
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
The countries that issue them are places like Liberia, Moldova, and the Bahamas - it's a way to make good money, but they don't have the infrastructure to enforce basic fucking standards. Hell, Moldova is 99.9% landlocked. Which means the rest of the planet has to deal with shitty ass boats crewed
Look, I have Opinions on flags of convenience, so whenever fiction decides to rip at them a little, I'm all for it.
“so, there’s a vessel called the malichos registered under the flag of mongolia.”

“landlocked country like five hundred miles from the ocean, mongolia?”

“the very same.”

“they’re awf’y talented lads, these sailors.”
“You’re like the emotional equivalent of a bowel obstruction, you know that? It can’t even be considered emotional constipation at this point. It’s gone too far.”
She is not a pet - she is a working cat and just earned her bonus by taking out a mouse.

Currently, I'm getting the stink-eye for stealing her kill and also spraying carpet cleaner on the rug to get rid of dead rodent cooties.
I just realized I have leftover crab Rangoon. If only I had a toaster oven...

...what am I saying? My microwave was purchased for my brother's dorm room in 2004 for less than $25 from Sam's Club. I operate with minimal small appliances.
Clearly, they never read Bunnicula as a child
This story can be summarized as "humans are space orcs and Ghost is making it everyone else's problem".
“We’re not fucking like rabbits. We’re not even fucking like moles.”

“What about stoats?”
Gaz might be the MVP of the 1-4-1, but Farah is the hero of the whole damn CoD franchise.
I haven't responded to friends' texts for weeks and one got worried and texted my partner, who has been only getting minimal responses, so he texted my brother, who texted both me *and* my mother to find out wtf is going on, so I had to text everyone back before she called the cops. Yeah.
I bought my parents butternut squash noodles off the interwebs because their grocery stores have stopped carrying them and Mom hates zucchini noodles. The future is weird.
"remember all those rom coms with guys holding boom boxes in their crushes garden
guess mine hides in my ma’s hedge
with a gun
and at least two concealed knives"