Cody Sun Crusher
@mercurybard.bsky.social
perpetually tired gamer, SCAdian, gardener, & aviation nerd. Ain't born (neuro)typical
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Cody Sun Crusher
@mercurybard.bsky.social
· Jul 16
(If you are ever wondering if I woke up and chose violence, the answer is always 'yes')
I got into a fight with office furniture again and split my big toe badly enough that it bled. And apparently I have all of 2 Bandaids in this house.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I got into a fight with office furniture again and split my big toe badly enough that it bled. And apparently I have all of 2 Bandaids in this house.
Dude in Dubai, you are not getting flight details until you give me the names and cell numbers of the mechanics who are staying at the Hampton Inn that you've consigned this shipment to.
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Dude in Dubai, you are not getting flight details until you give me the names and cell numbers of the mechanics who are staying at the Hampton Inn that you've consigned this shipment to.
There are the folks at the airline who drive me bonkers ("does 'EPSU' stand for 'emergency power supply unit'? Does this have a battery?" "Uhhhhh...")
However! The warehouse guy in Anchorage is so diligent in putting together his shipments & paperwork 🖤
He took a magnetic part to a DG packer to
However! The warehouse guy in Anchorage is so diligent in putting together his shipments & paperwork 🖤
He took a magnetic part to a DG packer to
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
There are the folks at the airline who drive me bonkers ("does 'EPSU' stand for 'emergency power supply unit'? Does this have a battery?" "Uhhhhh...")
However! The warehouse guy in Anchorage is so diligent in putting together his shipments & paperwork 🖤
He took a magnetic part to a DG packer to
However! The warehouse guy in Anchorage is so diligent in putting together his shipments & paperwork 🖤
He took a magnetic part to a DG packer to
Everything I'm wearing to work tonight is oversized and unattractive. However, it's comfortable and I don't give a shit. The current temperature is 7F.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Everything I'm wearing to work tonight is oversized and unattractive. However, it's comfortable and I don't give a shit. The current temperature is 7F.
Air India hit with 13-year parking bill after rediscovering lost Boeing 737 – AeroTime
www.aerotime.aero
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Cody Sun Crusher
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
Reposted by Cody Sun Crusher
Ok, that was an unfortunate verb choice. Pretty sure human standard penises do not "intertwine"
What is wrong with this fic...?
Oh, they ran it thru Google translate to post an English version.
Sadly, I'm intrigued by the premise, so I'm going to suffer through
Oh, they ran it thru Google translate to post an English version.
Sadly, I'm intrigued by the premise, so I'm going to suffer through
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ok, that was an unfortunate verb choice. Pretty sure human standard penises do not "intertwine"
What is wrong with this fic...?
Oh, they ran it thru Google translate to post an English version.
Sadly, I'm intrigued by the premise, so I'm going to suffer through
Oh, they ran it thru Google translate to post an English version.
Sadly, I'm intrigued by the premise, so I'm going to suffer through
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
What is wrong with this fic...?
Oh, they ran it thru Google translate to post an English version.
Sadly, I'm intrigued by the premise, so I'm going to suffer through
Oh, they ran it thru Google translate to post an English version.
Sadly, I'm intrigued by the premise, so I'm going to suffer through
Let me know if the Yule goat burns.
(You have to appreciate a crowd-sourced deity.)
(You have to appreciate a crowd-sourced deity.)
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Let me know if the Yule goat burns.
(You have to appreciate a crowd-sourced deity.)
(You have to appreciate a crowd-sourced deity.)
Roach either induces cute aggression or is a total gremlin - there is no in between. #callofduty
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Roach either induces cute aggression or is a total gremlin - there is no in between. #callofduty
Let my preface this by saying that I'm disabled.
I'd quit my job or only work 2-3 days a week, which would give me the spoons to improve my diet & fitness, volunteer, grow the garden I want, socialize, have time for hobbies, and maybe even write again.
I'd quit my job or only work 2-3 days a week, which would give me the spoons to improve my diet & fitness, volunteer, grow the garden I want, socialize, have time for hobbies, and maybe even write again.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Let my preface this by saying that I'm disabled.
I'd quit my job or only work 2-3 days a week, which would give me the spoons to improve my diet & fitness, volunteer, grow the garden I want, socialize, have time for hobbies, and maybe even write again.
I'd quit my job or only work 2-3 days a week, which would give me the spoons to improve my diet & fitness, volunteer, grow the garden I want, socialize, have time for hobbies, and maybe even write again.
There are 2 of us who use the women's restroom at work. Why am I the only one who replaces the toilet paper and paper towel rolls when they're empty???
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There are 2 of us who use the women's restroom at work. Why am I the only one who replaces the toilet paper and paper towel rolls when they're empty???
I moved the bed from under the living room window to in front of the heat vent she was so determined to sit in front of (even if it meant sitting on the cold tile). She lives here now.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I moved the bed from under the living room window to in front of the heat vent she was so determined to sit in front of (even if it meant sitting on the cold tile). She lives here now.
God bless the people that don't suck. A neighbor and his son saw me struggling to dig myself out and cleared 98% of the snow that needed cleared.
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
God bless the people that don't suck. A neighbor and his son saw me struggling to dig myself out and cleared 98% of the snow that needed cleared.
"You smell like something that died, human. Why are you upright and not bathed?"
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"You smell like something that died, human. Why are you upright and not bathed?"
When there's a foot of snow that needs shoveling but you're prostrate with period cramps 🤷🏻♀️
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When there's a foot of snow that needs shoveling but you're prostrate with period cramps 🤷🏻♀️
Watching an episode of the Halo anime and wondering why they are using paper maps? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Watching an episode of the Halo anime and wondering why they are using paper maps? 🤔
Reposted by Cody Sun Crusher
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
“Thought you needed more than three to qualify as an orgy,”
“Do we not contain multitudes?”
“Do we not contain multitudes?”
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 AM
“Thought you needed more than three to qualify as an orgy,”
“Do we not contain multitudes?”
“Do we not contain multitudes?”
“I do seem to remember you saying something earlier about me being ‘so hot I give you hives.' You telling me that wasn’t flirting?”
“Nah, that’s just being neighborly,”
“I shudder to think what your flirting does look like.”
“That’s the appropriate response, honestly.”
“Nah, that’s just being neighborly,”
“I shudder to think what your flirting does look like.”
“That’s the appropriate response, honestly.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
“I do seem to remember you saying something earlier about me being ‘so hot I give you hives.' You telling me that wasn’t flirting?”
“Nah, that’s just being neighborly,”
“I shudder to think what your flirting does look like.”
“That’s the appropriate response, honestly.”
“Nah, that’s just being neighborly,”
“I shudder to think what your flirting does look like.”
“That’s the appropriate response, honestly.”
Me to Minion 5: you choose - take your lunch early or deal with our Dubai office and these two emergency shipments
Minion 5: BYE
(Look, we have a plane that thought it was fire tonight. It was not, in fact, on fire.)
Minion 5: BYE
(Look, we have a plane that thought it was fire tonight. It was not, in fact, on fire.)
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Me to Minion 5: you choose - take your lunch early or deal with our Dubai office and these two emergency shipments
Minion 5: BYE
(Look, we have a plane that thought it was fire tonight. It was not, in fact, on fire.)
Minion 5: BYE
(Look, we have a plane that thought it was fire tonight. It was not, in fact, on fire.)
How fucking hard is it to get functioning internet in this bloody office?!?
We have a plane AOG and like 10 parts orders enroute to fix it and I cannot communicate, track, or access files.
We have a plane AOG and like 10 parts orders enroute to fix it and I cannot communicate, track, or access files.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
How fucking hard is it to get functioning internet in this bloody office?!?
We have a plane AOG and like 10 parts orders enroute to fix it and I cannot communicate, track, or access files.
We have a plane AOG and like 10 parts orders enroute to fix it and I cannot communicate, track, or access files.
“Ghost?” He says, because he’s too quick for his own good. “Is that why he used to avoid Soap like the plague?”
“I think that was mostly Soap,” John says, somewhat wry, then exhaling a weak huff. “Who I deeply respect, but is… himself.”
“I think that was mostly Soap,” John says, somewhat wry, then exhaling a weak huff. “Who I deeply respect, but is… himself.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
“Ghost?” He says, because he’s too quick for his own good. “Is that why he used to avoid Soap like the plague?”
“I think that was mostly Soap,” John says, somewhat wry, then exhaling a weak huff. “Who I deeply respect, but is… himself.”
“I think that was mostly Soap,” John says, somewhat wry, then exhaling a weak huff. “Who I deeply respect, but is… himself.”
'“He is too pretty for you, my friend,” Nik says, as he paces the small room, “And good shot, and not afraid of explosives? Or being very exploded?” He tuts, “Too good to be true.”'
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'“He is too pretty for you, my friend,” Nik says, as he paces the small room, “And good shot, and not afraid of explosives? Or being very exploded?” He tuts, “Too good to be true.”'