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@merhejeyne.bsky.social

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Spew daisies, not division. 💝Please like original posts.💝 For Diplomats & Nerds 👀 https://astrowars.games #imtoosexyformyhuman #catsofbluesky #cats

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · Aug 1

#maxwellisamonster

Yoda, the siamese male, requesting no pardon or commutation for Maxwell or Combs.

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 20m

*passes out*

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 46m

My apologies. I got flustered that there was no MTM meme. I mean...wha?

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 2h

It's nearly impossible to stop a determined cat: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 50m

"Mondays. Am I right?"

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Tyro, ft Ricky @tyrowo.com · 3h

🤦🏻🤦🏻 don't break up cat fights with your bare hands, people.

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 54m

Back to regularly scheduled #cats #catsofbluesky #imtoosexyformyhuman

Luke & Miley engaged in morning playtime.

(Jedis & Miley)

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 59m

Mary Tyler Moore share.google/XGBgkNQNo978...

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 1h

Yes. Like MTM.

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 1h

An education in sarcasm and snark. She was lovely.

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 1h

So, this is where the peanut gallery went. 👀😜😆

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 1h

Yes!

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 1h

Damn it, man. I thought that was a speck on my glasses. Fair.

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 1h

There is zero punctuation in that person's post...

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 1h

@npr.org, I've felt an increased interview voice cadence during some of your news stories and updates, recently.

So, thank you to every single person who works diligently to slow the conversation pace back down. It is key to the uniqueness that is #NPR.

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 2h

Ember

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 6h

We're very excited to have Dew Dance bringing an evening of dance to this year's History Festival! This performance will explore heritage through contemporary dance, right in the heart of High Wycombe.

For more info and to book your tickets, head to histfestbucks.co.uk

A photograph of four women dancing on stage next to the History Festival branding. The follow text is next to it:

Come to the Water

Wycombe Old Town Hall
12/11/25, 19:30 - 20:30

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 8h

i opened the bathroom door after my shower and saw this

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 8h

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 15h

Frustrating

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 17h

Timing is everything. #cats #catsofbluesky #imtoosexyformyhuman

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 18h

Ohhhh, that ankle ball on a string thing?! That's genius.

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 18h

My instincts would be to avoid a jinx also. Totally get that. Murphy has a frakked sense of humor. Not to be toyed with.

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 1d

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

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Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 22h

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This did stretch the brain a bit.

Alice Lastname @merhejeyne.bsky.social · 23h

Here loafs Yoda, my fifth limb... If I'm found dead on the floor from starvation and with a broken leg, he did it. Just sayin'... #cats #catsofbluesky #imtoosexyformyhuman

Yoda, the death chaser, as he rests up for the next chance to kill mom.