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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

The law, in her majestic beauty, forbids Republicans from losing and Democrats from winning.

Justices Appear Open to Challenge of Mail-In Ballot Rules by Illinois Politician

www.nytimes.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, THAT guy ...

www.tvinsider.com/1212818/aziz...

Aziz Ansari Denies Taking 'Break' 7 Years After MeToo Allegations

While promoting his new movie, the comedian talked about the infamous allegation.

www.tvinsider.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Utter. Garbage.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

www.vulture.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Numb *Fuckin'* Nuts

stevethdemocrat @stevethdemocrat.bsky.social · 9h

So a full acknowledgement of high grocery prices FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! Despite saying YESTERDAY that prices are the lowest ever.
#Gaslighting
#Bullshit
#ReleaseTheFiles

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Numb *Fuckin'* Nuts

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

These should start popping up in The Windy City soon!!!

Signs popping up around D.C. note: ‘ICE kidnapping happened here’

The signs range in style and mark numerous locations where people have been taken by federal agents.

www.washingtonpost.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how many boats does a guy have to blow up to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!?!

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 9h

Geez, how Many Boats Does a Guy Have to Blow Up to Get a Nobel Peace Prize Around Here?!?!