Metro Chimp
@metrochimp.bsky.social
LOLs, Nothing Matters!
(Until It Does)
(Until It Does)
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1/3: I think the comparison of Miller to Goebbels or Beria or Rasputin, etc. fails to take into account just how fucking stupid he is. He has neither the education nor the experience to be anywhere near the White House, no less to be the shadow president. Like #Trump ...
Yes. It. Does.
That's How Every Empire Falls
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Yes. It. Does.
LO*FUCKIN*L!!!
Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE
Trump supporter Júnior Pena falsely claimed migrants being rounded up, including Brazilians, were ‘all crooks’
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
LO*FUCKIN*L!!!
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America's Sleeping Giant roared when police attacked civil rights marchers.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
America's Sleeping Giant roared when police attacked civil rights marchers.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
And when Nixon tried to cover up Watergate.
Today it roars in Minneapolis and around the country — at the jack-booted thugs occupying our cities.
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Bombshell report on a mysterious and extremely sensitive and serious whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard that is being held from Congress.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Exclusive | Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
www.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Bombshell report on a mysterious and extremely sensitive and serious whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard that is being held from Congress.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
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Kristi Noem is unprepared for the job she’s got.
It’s past time for her to go.
It’s past time for her to go.
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Kristi Noem is unprepared for the job she’s got.
It’s past time for her to go.
It’s past time for her to go.
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🚨 Pritzker: The monsters responsible for unleashing this havoc on American cities, whether they were firing at civilians in the streets or calling the shots from their cushy offices in Washington, need to be investigated and prosecuted.
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
🚨 Pritzker: The monsters responsible for unleashing this havoc on American cities, whether they were firing at civilians in the streets or calling the shots from their cushy offices in Washington, need to be investigated and prosecuted.
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People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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"Well, your honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, and those are kinds of evidence."
"All right, let's see the hearsay and conjecture."
"Uh ..."
"All right, let's see the hearsay and conjecture."
"Uh ..."
Judge Who Ruled Against Trump Administration Cleared of Justice Dept. Complaint
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"Well, your honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, and those are kinds of evidence."
"All right, let's see the hearsay and conjecture."
"Uh ..."
"All right, let's see the hearsay and conjecture."
"Uh ..."
1/3: I think the comparison of Miller to Goebbels or Beria or Rasputin, etc. fails to take into account just how fucking stupid he is. He has neither the education nor the experience to be anywhere near the White House, no less to be the shadow president. Like #Trump ...
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
1/3: I think the comparison of Miller to Goebbels or Beria or Rasputin, etc. fails to take into account just how fucking stupid he is. He has neither the education nor the experience to be anywhere near the White House, no less to be the shadow president. Like #Trump ...
"Entertainment Complex"
A timely reminder that Lil' Donnie Dipshit has no interest whatsoever in "culture" or "art", but only in "entertainment".
A timely reminder that Lil' Donnie Dipshit has no interest whatsoever in "culture" or "art", but only in "entertainment".
Trump Says Kennedy Center Will Close for Two Years for Renovations
The president wrote that the performing-arts center will be shut on July 4 for “Construction, Revitalization, and Complete Rebuilding.”
www.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"Entertainment Complex"
A timely reminder that Lil' Donnie Dipshit has no interest whatsoever in "culture" or "art", but only in "entertainment".
A timely reminder that Lil' Donnie Dipshit has no interest whatsoever in "culture" or "art", but only in "entertainment".
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If only there were indications that this would be a shitshow 🤦♂️
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If only there were indications that this would be a shitshow 🤦♂️
If this doesn't convince most folks ...
NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
If this doesn't convince most folks ...
Just about right ...
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Just about right ...
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I think the snowfall in North Carolina is rather peaceful and we should just take a beat.
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I think the snowfall in North Carolina is rather peaceful and we should just take a beat.
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Happy Black History Month from our extremely white ass podcast!
a bald man with a beard is looking at the camera in a room .
Alt: Captain Sisko of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine staring judgingly before breaking out into a characteristic loud, condescending laugh.
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Happy Black History Month from our extremely white ass podcast!
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“.. Liam Conejo Ramos, 5, and his father, Adrian Conejo Arias, board a flight, Feb. 1, 2026, from San Antonio back to their home in Minneapolis after a federal judge ordered that they be released from a Texas immigration detention facility.”
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
“.. Liam Conejo Ramos, 5, and his father, Adrian Conejo Arias, board a flight, Feb. 1, 2026, from San Antonio back to their home in Minneapolis after a federal judge ordered that they be released from a Texas immigration detention facility.”
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
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January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Thousands join Minneapolis bike ride to honor Alex Pretti www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Thousands join Minneapolis bike ride to honor Alex Pretti
Thousands rode through Minneapolis to honor Alex Pretti, killed by federal agents last week, as part of 250 events held worldwide.
www.mprnews.org
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Thousands join Minneapolis bike ride to honor Alex Pretti www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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The Boss speaks.
January 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The Boss speaks.