Metro Chimp
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(Until It Does)
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Leigh Wambsganss raised nearly $2.3 million for the SD9 district, much of it coming from three billionaire-funded PACs.
Taylor Rehmet raised $346,000, most of it coming from donations of $100 or less. His biggest donor gave him $12K, and a bunch of local unions also cut him larger checks.
Taylor Rehmet raised $346,000, most of it coming from donations of $100 or less. His biggest donor gave him $12K, and a bunch of local unions also cut him larger checks.
So by Donnie Dipshit math this means the GoP vote share shrank by 7000%!
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“.. Liam Conejo Ramos, 5, and his father, Adrian Conejo Arias, board a flight, Feb. 1, 2026, from San Antonio back to their home in Minneapolis after a federal judge ordered that they be released from a Texas immigration detention facility.”
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
“.. Liam Conejo Ramos, 5, and his father, Adrian Conejo Arias, board a flight, Feb. 1, 2026, from San Antonio back to their home in Minneapolis after a federal judge ordered that they be released from a Texas immigration detention facility.”
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
(via ABC)
abcnews.go.com/US/5-year-li...
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January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Thousands join Minneapolis bike ride to honor Alex Pretti www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Thousands join Minneapolis bike ride to honor Alex Pretti
Thousands rode through Minneapolis to honor Alex Pretti, killed by federal agents last week, as part of 250 events held worldwide.
www.mprnews.org
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Thousands join Minneapolis bike ride to honor Alex Pretti www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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The Boss speaks.
January 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The Boss speaks.
Shocked, I tells ya'!
SHOCKED!!!
SHOCKED!!!
This level of disgusting racism and cruelty didn’t exist in a vacuum, and it didn’t end with Epstein.
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Shocked, I tells ya'!
SHOCKED!!!
SHOCKED!!!
VOTE! VOTE VOTE!
CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
VOTE! VOTE VOTE!
Whaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!
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O-HI-O?!?!
LO*FUCKIN*L!!!!
LO*FUCKIN*L!!!!
Rumor: "ICE might be moving to small towns in Ohio next. Small targets where they think they can succeed discretely, and won't get many protesters."
Bitch, some of us live here! 🤬 Don't wish that on any of us! None of it is "small."
ABOLISH ICE, everywhere, forever.
🖕🏻🧊
Bitch, some of us live here! 🤬 Don't wish that on any of us! None of it is "small."
ABOLISH ICE, everywhere, forever.
🖕🏻🧊
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
O-HI-O?!?!
LO*FUCKIN*L!!!!
LO*FUCKIN*L!!!!
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The No Kings People VOTE!
Leigh and Timmy and Matt and Tim and Beth and Mattie are scared shitless! Tarrant County is Blue!
It’s the No Kings Era now! #NoKings is a political earthquake!
Leigh and Timmy and Matt and Tim and Beth and Mattie are scared shitless! Tarrant County is Blue!
It’s the No Kings Era now! #NoKings is a political earthquake!
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The No Kings People VOTE!
Leigh and Timmy and Matt and Tim and Beth and Mattie are scared shitless! Tarrant County is Blue!
It’s the No Kings Era now! #NoKings is a political earthquake!
Leigh and Timmy and Matt and Tim and Beth and Mattie are scared shitless! Tarrant County is Blue!
It’s the No Kings Era now! #NoKings is a political earthquake!
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“Minnesota's nickname is the North Star State due to its motto "L'Etoile du Nord," which was adopted in 1861.
Minnesota is the North Star State. ✨
Consider this fact whenever you're feeling despair at what's happening in our country right now. Follow our North Star.”
- Mari Talkin
Minnesota is the North Star State. ✨
Consider this fact whenever you're feeling despair at what's happening in our country right now. Follow our North Star.”
- Mari Talkin
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
“Minnesota's nickname is the North Star State due to its motto "L'Etoile du Nord," which was adopted in 1861.
Minnesota is the North Star State. ✨
Consider this fact whenever you're feeling despair at what's happening in our country right now. Follow our North Star.”
- Mari Talkin
Minnesota is the North Star State. ✨
Consider this fact whenever you're feeling despair at what's happening in our country right now. Follow our North Star.”
- Mari Talkin
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I fkng love this for her so much.
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I fkng love this for her so much.
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This weekend, we kicked off our neighborhood walk on Devon Ave at Ghareeb Nawaz Restaurant, where they said yes to putting up our sign!
We are building support one conversation at a time.
We are building support one conversation at a time.
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This weekend, we kicked off our neighborhood walk on Devon Ave at Ghareeb Nawaz Restaurant, where they said yes to putting up our sign!
We are building support one conversation at a time.
We are building support one conversation at a time.
This is not an original sentiment and I know where are more elegant phrasings elsewhere but I am too lazy to look them up.
But, Americans and the press basically treat Trump like a Make-A-Wish kid living out his dream while the rest of world treat him like the President of the United States.
But, Americans and the press basically treat Trump like a Make-A-Wish kid living out his dream while the rest of world treat him like the President of the United States.
Trump's wide ambitions for Board of Peace spark new support for the United Nations
President Donald Trump’s latest attempt to sidestep the United Nations through his new Board of Peace appears to have inadvertently backfired.
apnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is not an original sentiment and I know where are more elegant phrasings elsewhere but I am too lazy to look them up.
But, Americans and the press basically treat Trump like a Make-A-Wish kid living out his dream while the rest of world treat him like the President of the United States.
But, Americans and the press basically treat Trump like a Make-A-Wish kid living out his dream while the rest of world treat him like the President of the United States.
RIP
RIP 💔🕯️
After stepping away from acting for nearly 20 years, Wilson returned to the screen in 2023 with a role in the series Eleanor’s Bench, which became his final credited performance. Outside of Hollywood, Wilson served in the U.S. Army and was a Vietnam War veteran.
people.com/demond-wilso...
After stepping away from acting for nearly 20 years, Wilson returned to the screen in 2023 with a role in the series Eleanor’s Bench, which became his final credited performance. Outside of Hollywood, Wilson served in the U.S. Army and was a Vietnam War veteran.
people.com/demond-wilso...
'Sanford and Son' Star Demond Wilson Dies at 79 Following Cancer Complications
Demond Wilson, the actor best known for starring in the NBC sitcom 'Sanford and Son,' has died at age 79. His son, Demond Wilson Jr., said his father died at his home in Palm Springs, Calif., on Frida...
people.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
RIP
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“It takes a long time to sound like yourself.”
— Miles Davis
— Miles Davis
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 PM
“It takes a long time to sound like yourself.”
— Miles Davis
— Miles Davis
I need a professional economist to tell me - if we simply taxed everything owned by an individual after their first one or two billion, would the world be worse off?
(Perhaps yachts could be owned by genial billionaire cooperatives?)
(Perhaps yachts could be owned by genial billionaire cooperatives?)
The pantheon of celebrity billionaires | Statistical Modeling, Causal Inference, and Social Science
statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I need a professional economist to tell me - if we simply taxed everything owned by an individual after their first one or two billion, would the world be worse off?
(Perhaps yachts could be owned by genial billionaire cooperatives?)
(Perhaps yachts could be owned by genial billionaire cooperatives?)
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January 31, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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What gives you hope in these awful times?
I’ll tell you my answer: the people of Minneapolis.
I’ll tell you my answer: the people of Minneapolis.
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
What gives you hope in these awful times?
I’ll tell you my answer: the people of Minneapolis.
I’ll tell you my answer: the people of Minneapolis.
Celebrate every success! Every win, even small ones, builds momentum against the fascists.
St. Peter police chief intervened and got federal agents to release resident, sources say
Sources tell MPR News that the police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into detention. It is believed to t...
www.mprnews.org
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Celebrate every success! Every win, even small ones, builds momentum against the fascists.
1/3: A big part of white privilege is never having to think about a lot of things until they're right in your face. Some folks you might describe as "well-meaning but clueless whites" (to avoid political pigeonholing) are outraged because the sight of ICE dragging people out of their homes or ...
What ICE Should Have Learned from the Fugitive Slave Act
Americans took to the streets to defend their neighbors in the nineteenth century, too.
www.newyorker.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
1/3: A big part of white privilege is never having to think about a lot of things until they're right in your face. Some folks you might describe as "well-meaning but clueless whites" (to avoid political pigeonholing) are outraged because the sight of ICE dragging people out of their homes or ...
So by Donnie Dipshit math this means the GoP vote share shrank by 7000%!
Leigh Wambsganss raised nearly $2.3 million for the SD9 district, much of it coming from three billionaire-funded PACs.
Taylor Rehmet raised $346,000, most of it coming from donations of $100 or less. His biggest donor gave him $12K, and a bunch of local unions also cut him larger checks.
Taylor Rehmet raised $346,000, most of it coming from donations of $100 or less. His biggest donor gave him $12K, and a bunch of local unions also cut him larger checks.
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
So by Donnie Dipshit math this means the GoP vote share shrank by 7000%!
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It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
Word 😭
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Word 😭