Metro Chimp
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LOLs, Nothing Matters!
(Until It Does)
(Until It Does)
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Penka Jane // The Folks From Minnesota ("warlike lads"...revised)
YouTube video by Brian Lindsay
youtube.com
Bruce ain't the only one a-singin'!
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Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.
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If you haven’t seen, or rewatched Babylon 5, it is very seriously, the most relevant televised sci-fi show in history right now. In particular, season 4.
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If you haven’t seen, or rewatched Babylon 5, it is very seriously, the most relevant televised sci-fi show in history right now. In particular, season 4.
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"Too often, these vehicles become a menace when used at high speeds or in places they don’t belong."
I'm trying to imagine a world in which the Tribune Editorial Board applies this logic to automobiles and bike lanes.
I'm trying to imagine a world in which the Tribune Editorial Board applies this logic to automobiles and bike lanes.
Editorial: Secretary of State Giannoulias puts e-bike safety on the table
We are not letting teenaged motorcyclists out on our roads without oversight. So why is it different for electric bikes?
www.chicagotribune.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"Too often, these vehicles become a menace when used at high speeds or in places they don’t belong."
I'm trying to imagine a world in which the Tribune Editorial Board applies this logic to automobiles and bike lanes.
I'm trying to imagine a world in which the Tribune Editorial Board applies this logic to automobiles and bike lanes.
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Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."
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What being an ally is all about ...
Hell, yeah.
“I’ve got white skin, so I’m using my privilege to speak for my friends and neighbors. We’re telling them to stay home and stay safe, and we’re coming out and fighting for them.”
“I’ve got white skin, so I’m using my privilege to speak for my friends and neighbors. We’re telling them to stay home and stay safe, and we’re coming out and fighting for them.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What being an ally is all about ...
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Jane Fonda, “they arrested the wrong Don.”
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Jane Fonda, “they arrested the wrong Don.”
Bruce sure openned the gates!
Won’t You Be My Neighbor? | Lady Gaga Original
YouTube video by Rocket
youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Bruce sure openned the gates!
Bruce ain't the only one a-singin'!
Penka Jane // The Folks From Minnesota ("warlike lads"...revised)
YouTube video by Brian Lindsay
youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Bruce ain't the only one a-singin'!
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This new file released appears to show Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick discussing visiting Epstein's island in 2012.
Lutnick previously claimed that he cut off ties around 2005 with Epstein after being revolted by him.
Lutnick previously claimed that he cut off ties around 2005 with Epstein after being revolted by him.
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This new file released appears to show Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick discussing visiting Epstein's island in 2012.
Lutnick previously claimed that he cut off ties around 2005 with Epstein after being revolted by him.
Lutnick previously claimed that he cut off ties around 2005 with Epstein after being revolted by him.
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Now that Trump is wiping his ass with the constitution can we stop playing the bipartisan both sides game.
Trump has violated international law.
Murdered Americans and our guests.
Violated the freedoms of the press and free speech.
It’s time the admin was removed.
Trump has violated international law.
Murdered Americans and our guests.
Violated the freedoms of the press and free speech.
It’s time the admin was removed.
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Now that Trump is wiping his ass with the constitution can we stop playing the bipartisan both sides game.
Trump has violated international law.
Murdered Americans and our guests.
Violated the freedoms of the press and free speech.
It’s time the admin was removed.
Trump has violated international law.
Murdered Americans and our guests.
Violated the freedoms of the press and free speech.
It’s time the admin was removed.
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Now, at a time when a Republican president & a Republican congress are tearing apart the very foundations of this country, it is more important than ever to attack the people truly responsible for this: The Democrats.
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Now, at a time when a Republican president & a Republican congress are tearing apart the very foundations of this country, it is more important than ever to attack the people truly responsible for this: The Democrats.
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January 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Some more #GraphicTruth for you today. MAGAts can spew lies all they want but we know who's been inciting violence from Day One.
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Some more #GraphicTruth for you today. MAGAts can spew lies all they want but we know who's been inciting violence from Day One.
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Rest in peace to a legend.
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Rest in peace to a legend.
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
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The original sold but there are prints! Some are using them for marches!
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The original sold but there are prints! Some are using them for marches!
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This is a cover up of a murder, led by our own federal government.
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This is a cover up of a murder, led by our own federal government.
It ain't over folks.
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It ain't over folks.
Hey, ICE Mother Fuckers, it DOES take a fuckin' village!!!
MAGA's War on Empathy
This crisis in Minneapolis reveals a deep moral rot at the heart of Trump’s movement.
www.theatlantic.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Hey, ICE Mother Fuckers, it DOES take a fuckin' village!!!
J.F.C.
It's interesting how the mainstream news media just treats this as normal and unremarkable.
“ARREST OBAMA NOW!”
-Trump, this morning
-Trump, this morning
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
J.F.C.
1/2: I want to strongly recommend this story from a (very) small town in eastern Montana. ICE took a Mexican man who was literally the local little league coach and neighbors end up driving 400 miles each way to pack his court hearing.
There's ...
There's ...
For years he was just the beloved local auto shop owner. Then came Border Patrol.
When Border Patrol arrested a beloved mechanic in Froid, Montana, neighbors were forced to reckon with national immigration policy.
montanafreepress.org
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
1/2: I want to strongly recommend this story from a (very) small town in eastern Montana. ICE took a Mexican man who was literally the local little league coach and neighbors end up driving 400 miles each way to pack his court hearing.
There's ...
There's ...