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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 3h

each day on this planet is worse than the last

Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 4h

Guy wearing new yeezys at the gym, tried to spill my shaker cup on him but couldn't unscrew the top in time

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11h

DONT FIX ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 17h

I'd love to be fucked at the apex of the new WTC

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 1d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 1d

ATTATUDE - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLETTON SCREAMIN MAYBE THEY WOULDENT HAVE TO SCREAM IF TALKING WORKED MAYBE IF JUST DOIN YOUR THING WORKED NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO TALK SO MUCH , MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARENT INAPPROPRITE MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARE NORMAL FOR A SITUATION WHERE AN ETERNAL SPIRIT HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED INTO A HOMINID APE BODY THAT IS CURSED TO USE TOOL'S!!!! ON A BEAUTIFUL FOREST RAINBOW PLANET BUT THE ONLY PART YOUR ALLOWED TO GO IN IS THE CONCRETE PLACE WITH SHITTY BUILDINGS THATS YOUR HOME AND WORK!!! AT NIGHT YOU CANT SEE THE STARS BECUASE EVERY ONE LEAVES THE LIGHTS ON TELL ME THIS IS NOT DONE ON PURPOSE,,,,, DA TEXT "I DONT HAVE ATTITUTE PROBLEM I HAVE ANXIETY AND A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE OF FROG FACTS AND ATHLETES FOOT " FROGS DONT HAVE RIBS THATS WHY THEY SHIT SO BIG I BET IT FEELS INSANE TO TAKE A SHIT THATS 1/3 OF YOUR BODY WEIGHT IMAGINE CRAPPEN OUT 50 OR 100 POUND'S AT A TIME I WISH I COULD DO IT I WISH I WAS A FROG CREEEK CREEEEEEK REEEEEEEK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 1d

every inch of My body aches with laughter poisoning

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 1d

I really like ducatis but at the same time i'm getting a bit tired of them

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 2d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Mar 26

There should be something higher in the food chain than humans. Like a giant bulletproof bird. They just swoop down on your picnic brunch and take Kayla but you keep eating.

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 2d

There's a wild stag loose on a Princess cruise

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 2d

Travel documents are a breeze to obtain for a man of means

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 3d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 3d

no way. will report back

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 3d

new south wales is the new southern version of Wales, and I'm never leaving

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 3d

does anyone know how to care for a massive gash thats open so far that you can see the meat

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 4d

white privilege?? i'm made of pure alabaster italian carrara marble and you do NOT know how hard it is to be stone in Amerika

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 4d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 4d

j'aime basket

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 5d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 6d

took this picture of the moon for u

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 5d

The problem with the show ballers is that the most interesting thing football players do is play football, there is no football on the show

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 5d

the act of shopping is a lot like the act of murder or aggravated assault

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 6d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 6d

Good luck to Hamid Bradshawl in his last NFL game

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