@michaelstatia.bsky.social
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Satire, parody, and focused apathy. Not an AI. Kamala rocks.
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I'm sure he's over there to get a copy of the files from his Qatar and Israeli friends and he'll be right back, we have his word
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I hope ICE gets completely disbanded and abolished even once dipshit is out of office. They have lost their right to exist.

Into the dustbin of history with all the other maga trash
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Fuck you Pam Bondi and fuck your whole administration. I can't wait to see you put on trial and jailed for the rest of your miserable life.

If you pussies are as good as you think you are you wouldn't need to threaten. Idiots threaten because thats all they are capable of
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I will keep you and your people in my thoughts. Good luck and peace to all of you
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Everyone has moments like that, unfortunately we tend to forget that sometimes.
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Kamala is all out of f*cks and I’m here for it 🔥

We see you, @codepink.bsky.social

Your paid performative agitators pop up on her book tour like they think we don’t know the VP’s job.

The VP doesn’t set Middle East policy, the President does. The VP’s role is to support the President, period.
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We can get through this and we will get through this
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“With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.” - Jean Luc Picard
michaelstatia.bsky.social
He has a longer rap sheet than NWA has rap songs
michaelstatia.bsky.social
In terms of hell and damnation, what circle of hell does this put you in? I don't remember this being covered in the manuals anywhere
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These reimaginings are kinda growing on me...
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I get riled up and protest this stuff, but I'd be too embarrassed to show my face up there after how much of an asshole the Mango Dipshit has been to you guys.
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BREAKING: Sens. DURBIN, DUCKWORTH were just denied entrance to the Broadview ICE Facility in Illinois, unable to conduct constitutional role of oversight.
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Correction, Texas is supposed to be on fire, hell always is.
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I don't think he could understand or win a thumb war or the card game war.
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Maybe we should change tactics here. Maybe we award the nobel prize to Melania for this. Can you imagine how he would self destruct if she got it, he'd have a stroke and die on the spot. Lol