@michaelstatia.bsky.social
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Satire, parody, and focused apathy. Not an AI. Kamala rocks.
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In terms of hell and damnation, what circle of hell does this put you in? I don't remember this being covered in the manuals anywhere
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These reimaginings are kinda growing on me...
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I get riled up and protest this stuff, but I'd be too embarrassed to show my face up there after how much of an asshole the Mango Dipshit has been to you guys.
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BREAKING: Sens. DURBIN, DUCKWORTH were just denied entrance to the Broadview ICE Facility in Illinois, unable to conduct constitutional role of oversight.
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Correction, Texas is supposed to be on fire, hell always is.
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I don't think he could understand or win a thumb war or the card game war.
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Maybe we should change tactics here. Maybe we award the nobel prize to Melania for this. Can you imagine how he would self destruct if she got it, he'd have a stroke and die on the spot. Lol
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One of these days, soon, they're gonna make one too many of these threats and they're gonna find out that the party of pedophiles isn't the only one that has weapons.
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I dont even think he can read the data. He probably has to use those USA today type graphics
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What the GOP and MAGA will never understand is fighting and taking people to court or otherwise can go two ways. If you win you get stronger, but if you lose over and over because you pick your fights poorly you become weaker and weaker.

This administration is getting weaker and weaker
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And for the love of God there's gay people looking at him in that outfit that want him to tone it down.
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Do you know who is not relevant anymore and blowing trump for a playful pat on the head? Kid Rock
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What did one con man say to the other? "Drugs for lung diseases are discounted..."
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Look Donny, it's an award just for you!!! It's got your face on it and everything.
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He should get his own award, I nominate him for this one