michaelstatia.bsky.social
@michaelstatia.bsky.social
Satire, parody, and focused apathy. DM = Block. If you don't like AI generated images, I don't care. I am the vanquisher of fascism and the hammer of justice.
Nope, Canadians are nice people, but they will fight and fight hard. Mango Mussolini doesn't like taking on people who can fight back.
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Guess who knows photoshop too? Lol
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Not that I want to see it or have any confirmation, but I'll bet his dick looks like a small baby carrot 🥕
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I think he is referring to them not letting the inmates play checkers or cards.
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My choice, it's an image so it counts
a bald man is wearing a red sweater with a star trek logo on it
ALT: a bald man is wearing a red sweater with a star trek logo on it
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December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
OMG yes, so much yes. They could have done so much with that franchise.
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm picturing something like this
a cat is hanging from a tree branch with the word hold above it
ALT: a cat is hanging from a tree branch with the word hold above it
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December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm on board for this. That dude is crazy good in everything he does
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Oppose and depose
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Thanks for rescuing that little guy. Looks like he is soaking his new home in, awesome
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I had some dude do that to my wife and she walks with a cane and has a knee brace, he ran into her with his shoulder to grab a freaking apple. She body checked his ass back and berated him before I could have a "word" with the "gentleman". Love her so much, people are jerks.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Catch him before he flies away!!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"It was a very very good retreat, the best ever, I don't think anyone has ever retreated better than us." - Donald "Pumpkin head" Trump
December 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I know in my heart it will be like the old days again in Ukraine, before the Russian invaders
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A two-fer
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That's a gorgeous looking creature. Roaming free like they should be it looks like.
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM