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Warning: There may be nudity in my feed. πŸ”ž I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
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Yeah, I’ve been watching reunion video shorts on YouTube and crying for three hours. What of it?
I’ve been misaligned all day.

Perhaps this is a β€œstrip down, crawl in bed, and watch videos” kind of night.
I offer my condolences to you and your team for the recent loss of this woman.

The only (unsolicited) input I will add is to strengthen your resolve to address failures and breakdowns in the system so future participants don’t have to suffer.

Hugs from Denver ❀️
And more moreover, release the Epstein files. 😏
I’m a fair weather football fan so believe me when I say…

Holy shit, Broncos. What a comeback.
Is it possible, inadvertently, that Tron (1982) predicted the Internet?
I hope George Seros is ready to pay out over 7m paychecks after yesterday’s protests. People wanna get paid.
Maybe a controversial take…

Sure, we can all march with signs, toot horns, & dress up as frogs and dinosaurs, but unless the Dems put up a good candidate in β€˜28, expect more of the same.

Oh, more than 1 in 3 will need to get off their asses and vote.

Otherwise, be ready for a Vance presidency.
I had a double helping of ice cream - because I am an adult man and make my own decisions.
Sleep on:

Thursday night: <1 hour.
Friday night: 8 hours
Saturday night: 7 hours.

So, it’s fair to say I averaged 5ish hours each night?
I’m always grateful to visit my friend’s family cabin. But it throws off my body as travel usually does.

That post-poo feeling once at home is quite comforting.
I need a full body massage β€” from the temples to the toes β€” with a layover in the groin area.
At the risk of sounding greedy…both? Multiple times? Okay, that maybe asking too much 😏😈
I am pleased to report that today is far better than yesterday.

But anything more than zero is good, I guess.
You don’t know me so don’t take this as objectification - but, I’d skip breakfast with you two πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜
Today was one of those days where you just have say, β€œfuck everything and everyone”.
Party of morality and family valuesβ€¦πŸ€¦πŸ»
There is nothing like post nut clarity after having a guest over.

It’s like I just had a two hour spa session. And boy, has my mood improved.
Having a mentally lonely day today.

I need a walk and hot sweaty sex to realign the poles.

I’ll likely do the former, but not the latter.
It’s 8:15p and this is the block of time where I ask myself, β€œshould I go bed now or force myself to stay up..”.