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Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈

@middleagedcritter.bsky.social

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Warning: There may be nudity in my feed. 🔞 I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. 🏳️‍🌈 I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.

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Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 4h

At the risk of sounding greedy…both? Multiple times? Okay, that maybe asking too much 😏😈

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6h

I am pleased to report that today is far better than yesterday.

But anything more than zero is good, I guess.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 8h

You don’t know me so don’t take this as objectification - but, I’d skip breakfast with you two 😈😛😏😏

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 22h

Today was one of those days where you just have say, “fuck everything and everyone”.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 2d

Party of morality and family values…🤦🏻

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 2d

There is nothing like post nut clarity after having a guest over.

It’s like I just had a two hour spa session. And boy, has my mood improved.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 3d

Having a mentally lonely day today.

I need a walk and hot sweaty sex to realign the poles.

I’ll likely do the former, but not the latter.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 3d

No notes 10/10.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 3d

The only time Monday is considered good. 😈

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 4d

It’s 8:15p and this is the block of time where I ask myself, “should I go bed now or force myself to stay up..”.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 5d

Today is No Bra Day for those people with breasts.

Enjoy the freedom!

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 5d

I get the attraction of social media but I’m not glued to my screen 18 hours a day. I open it, look at/read some stuff, search for pictures of dick, ass, and/or fucking, then close it and go back to the day.

And yes, the irony of posting this right now is not lost on me.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 5d

Okay, enough already. I am so burned out on Taylor Swift & her every fucking move.

Chiefs football is secondary to the constant shots of her in the luxury suite.

Every song is deconstructed for hidden meanings.

I get the escapism of it all but enough. Can we get a respite from her for a while?

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 5d

I fell asleep on the couch around 9:30 last night and woke up (suddenly) around 2, crawled into bed and woke up with the alarm at 7.

Yet, I feel like I’ve been awake all night.

Ugh. Monday can already fuck off.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 5d

I have four books (and one partially completed) to read and yet, I haven’t picked any one of them since vacation. What is my beef against reading these books?

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 5d

Hot take:

Skyfall is the best James Bond movie across all eras. Acting, story, suspense, action, stunts. The movie has it all.

And the whole “M and Bond as family” angle is genius.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you for your frontline reporting.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

For some reason, I’m kinda “meh” about Halloween this year.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

Update: decided to skip Die Another Day — wasn’t in the mood for (spoiler alert) the 1000 product placements nor the invisible car.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

Still craving bubble butt bottom boy.

I guess I’ll just have to jackoff…again…for the third time today.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

Continued with:

Tomorrow Never Dies
World Is Not Enough

Upcoming:

Die Another Day
Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you for your frontline reporting.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

Weekend James Bond marathon continues. Watched so far:

Skyfall
Spectre
No Time To Die
Spy Who Loved Me
Moonraker
For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
Goldeneye

As a child of the 70s/80s, the Roger Moore era movies resonated more with me.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

That, and a cute bubble butt bottom.

Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈 @middleagedcritter.bsky.social · 6d

A lazy nude Sunday is just what this daddy needs today.