Middle Aged Critter 🏳️🌈
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I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. 🏳️🌈 I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. 🏳️🌈 I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
How is it I remember lyrics from a Kim Wilde song from 1981 but cannot remember what I changed my work computer password to last week?
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
How is it I remember lyrics from a Kim Wilde song from 1981 but cannot remember what I changed my work computer password to last week?
ICE Nazi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good, according to two sources.
Wonder what the over/under will be that he’ll never see the inside of a courthouse.
Wonder what the over/under will be that he’ll never see the inside of a courthouse.
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ICE Nazi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good, according to two sources.
Wonder what the over/under will be that he’ll never see the inside of a courthouse.
Wonder what the over/under will be that he’ll never see the inside of a courthouse.
Unlike most MAGAts, I have a logical mind and (reasonably) good eyes. The Nazi agent wasn’t in the path of the car, nor was he in danger, yet he shot a queer woman in the fucking face - not the car’s tires - to “stop” her.
That is murder. Period.
That is murder. Period.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Unlike most MAGAts, I have a logical mind and (reasonably) good eyes. The Nazi agent wasn’t in the path of the car, nor was he in danger, yet he shot a queer woman in the fucking face - not the car’s tires - to “stop” her.
That is murder. Period.
That is murder. Period.
Renee Good.
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Renee Good.
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Say her name.
Renee Nicole Good.
Renee Nicole Good.
January 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Say her name.
Renee Nicole Good.
Renee Nicole Good.
Okay, I am already tired of seeing “gym progress” posts on social media.
We get it, you’re disciplined.
We get it, you’re disciplined.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Okay, I am already tired of seeing “gym progress” posts on social media.
We get it, you’re disciplined.
We get it, you’re disciplined.
The New Years holiday has thrown off my schedule. Friday was “Saturday”, so I cleaned my house and ran a few errands. Today was “Sunday” and I did laundry.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy — and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy — and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The New Years holiday has thrown off my schedule. Friday was “Saturday”, so I cleaned my house and ran a few errands. Today was “Sunday” and I did laundry.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy — and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy — and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
Not gonna lie — I’m ready to get back to the routine.
I’m sure I’ll regret this statement by Thursday.
I’m sure I’ll regret this statement by Thursday.
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Not gonna lie — I’m ready to get back to the routine.
I’m sure I’ll regret this statement by Thursday.
I’m sure I’ll regret this statement by Thursday.
On the topic of Christmas decorations, does anyone else get mildly depressed when things are packed up and put away?
It reminds me of that “vacation depression” some people get when they return home.
It reminds me of that “vacation depression” some people get when they return home.
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
On the topic of Christmas decorations, does anyone else get mildly depressed when things are packed up and put away?
It reminds me of that “vacation depression” some people get when they return home.
It reminds me of that “vacation depression” some people get when they return home.
Packed up Christmas today and realized for the first time in 10 years, I need a second tote.
And maybe a third for “retired” Christmas stuff I don’t put out anymore but can’t bring myself to throw it out.
And maybe a third for “retired” Christmas stuff I don’t put out anymore but can’t bring myself to throw it out.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Packed up Christmas today and realized for the first time in 10 years, I need a second tote.
And maybe a third for “retired” Christmas stuff I don’t put out anymore but can’t bring myself to throw it out.
And maybe a third for “retired” Christmas stuff I don’t put out anymore but can’t bring myself to throw it out.
Yes, I’m at that age now that I will be snoring at midnight tonight.
I’ve passed the baton to the “kids”.
I’ve passed the baton to the “kids”.
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Yes, I’m at that age now that I will be snoring at midnight tonight.
I’ve passed the baton to the “kids”.
I’ve passed the baton to the “kids”.
Both Schitt’s Creek & Heated Rivalry came from Canadian-based TV networks, (Pop and Crave, respectively). Both shows became huge blockbusters in the queer community once streamers like HBO & Hulu picked them up for American audiences.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Both Schitt’s Creek & Heated Rivalry came from Canadian-based TV networks, (Pop and Crave, respectively). Both shows became huge blockbusters in the queer community once streamers like HBO & Hulu picked them up for American audiences.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
I’m really pissed the NHL is trying to capitalize on Heated Rivalry and its popularity.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I don’t believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I don’t believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’m really pissed the NHL is trying to capitalize on Heated Rivalry and its popularity.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I don’t believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I don’t believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
I spent the day watching the Harry Potter movies backward except 7p1 and 7p2 which I see as one long movie.
I always skip 4 because I think it’s trash.
I’m on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt I’ll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
I always skip 4 because I think it’s trash.
I’m on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt I’ll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I spent the day watching the Harry Potter movies backward except 7p1 and 7p2 which I see as one long movie.
I always skip 4 because I think it’s trash.
I’m on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt I’ll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
I always skip 4 because I think it’s trash.
I’m on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt I’ll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
The post holiday blahs have set in today. So, it’s a day of watching Insta reels and crying. And that’s okay.
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The post holiday blahs have set in today. So, it’s a day of watching Insta reels and crying. And that’s okay.
Tables with pop up tops are the best thing invented since they put sliced bread in a bag.
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tables with pop up tops are the best thing invented since they put sliced bread in a bag.
Things I’ve done today:
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The “to do” list will just have to wait another day.
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The “to do” list will just have to wait another day.
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Things I’ve done today:
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The “to do” list will just have to wait another day.
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The “to do” list will just have to wait another day.
Okay, I have to admit…I can’t party like I used to. I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
But I wonder if I’ll agree with this in a few days.
But I wonder if I’ll agree with this in a few days.
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Okay, I have to admit…I can’t party like I used to. I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
But I wonder if I’ll agree with this in a few days.
But I wonder if I’ll agree with this in a few days.
Heated Rivalry ep5 has gutted me in every way possible. And I’m here for ALL of it.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Heated Rivalry ep5 has gutted me in every way possible. And I’m here for ALL of it.
Recently, I realized that I’m not a high 5 or low 6 on the Kinsey Scale; it’s more like a high 3 or 4. I’m curious where this journey will take me.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Recently, I realized that I’m not a high 5 or low 6 on the Kinsey Scale; it’s more like a high 3 or 4. I’m curious where this journey will take me.
I haven’t posted recently…
…so, here ya go. 😛
…so, here ya go. 😛
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I haven’t posted recently…
…so, here ya go. 😛
…so, here ya go. 😛
I am really enjoying the destruction of MAGA from within. It is rather ironic given they destroyed AmeriKKKa.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am really enjoying the destruction of MAGA from within. It is rather ironic given they destroyed AmeriKKKa.
Okay, now that I’ve had a chance to process and absorb the Stranger Things Part 1 finale, I take back everything.
That was some damn good television.
And bring on Part 2 in 25 days. I imagine I’ll be a slobbery mess.
That was some damn good television.
And bring on Part 2 in 25 days. I imagine I’ll be a slobbery mess.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Okay, now that I’ve had a chance to process and absorb the Stranger Things Part 1 finale, I take back everything.
That was some damn good television.
And bring on Part 2 in 25 days. I imagine I’ll be a slobbery mess.
That was some damn good television.
And bring on Part 2 in 25 days. I imagine I’ll be a slobbery mess.
Having problems believing 28 year old actors are playing 16 year olds on Stranger Things S5.
Couldn’t they just have gone to community college or something?
Fuck, their voices are deeper than mine.
Couldn’t they just have gone to community college or something?
Fuck, their voices are deeper than mine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Having problems believing 28 year old actors are playing 16 year olds on Stranger Things S5.
Couldn’t they just have gone to community college or something?
Fuck, their voices are deeper than mine.
Couldn’t they just have gone to community college or something?
Fuck, their voices are deeper than mine.
Okay bitches - just finished Stranger Things S4.
Bring on Season 5. Let’s go!
Bring on Season 5. Let’s go!
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Okay bitches - just finished Stranger Things S4.
Bring on Season 5. Let’s go!
Bring on Season 5. Let’s go!