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Midge & Susie

@midgeandsusie.bsky.social

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Corgis, Troublemakers, Shenanigan enthusiasts. No patience for fluffin nonsense.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · Apr 4

We are READY!
(Unless anyone’s got a brilliant idea for the other side of Midge’s Sign)
#HandsOff

Two dogs sitting on a sofa. Underneath each of them is a sign.
Midge’s sign reads “No Bad Dogs. Just Bad Doge”
Susie’s sign reads “Paws Off the FDA”
The reverse of her sign reads “Make Dog Food Safe Again”

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1m

Mom wants this recipe

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 1h

Binx is insisting we have to call her BigGirlBinx now. But Mom says she will always be BabyBinx.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 2h

SO RUDE!
Not even a pup cup?

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 4h

But you gotta tell him if the clothes look good or not.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 5h

Wait until you find out their Mom is named Winnie

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 5h

One year ago three tiny terrors showed up at our house.
You guys aren’t as tiny, but are all still pretty terrifying in your own ways.
Happy Birthday Binx, Book & Billy!
@emmettdoog.bsky.social

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 5h

Seems like Kristi isn’t the only dog killer at ICE
We hope they all enjoy Nuremberg one day.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

This broke Mom today

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

Nah. But it is the cause of a lot of dead kids.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

That’s cool

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 19h

A bubbling measles outbreak in the upstate of South Carolina has forced 153 unvaccinated children out of the classroom and into quarantine for a minimum of 21 days.

Hundreds of U.S. students quarantined amid measles outbreaks

At least 270 unvaccinated kids are staying home from school as measles continues to spread nationwide. "Expect more," one expert said.

nbcnews.to

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

You know what tomorrow is?
Binx, Book, & Billy-mas!
They’re gonna be one!!

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

It’s not purée or in your kibble bowl?

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

You know what tomorrow is?
Binx, Book, & Billy-mas!
They’re gonna be one!!

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

No one tried to eat a pumpkin? We can’t decorate with real pumpkins because somecorgi (Midge) will chomp them

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

Honestly, Krieger was one of the nicest characters on that show.
He fixed Ray’s legs and everything.

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

Do you work for Amazon? If so, yes.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

How long until this is on GAM? @piatpod.bsky.social

Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

You don’t know they didn’t save some and try again later.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 15h

Basically it was the same backstory as Dr. Krieger from Archer.

archer.fandom.com/wiki/Algerno....

Algernop Krieger

Doctor Algernop Krieger[1][2], also known as Dr. Krieger or Krieger, is a main character, and was the head of the ISIS Applied Research Department up until the end of Season 4, as a result of its diss...

archer.fandom.com

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 16h

The joke was that Dad was one of the Boys from Brazil.

share.google/Y6ONcmIXeuEH... The Boys from Brazil

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 16h

IT WAS BRAZIL

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 16h

Your Groom of the Stool.
Or Poop Butler. Whichever you prefer.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 16h

I already answered them!
It was a JOKE that Mom started that got slightly out of hand one time….

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 16h

Don’t tell Winnie or Binx this.
ScaryCat does refuse to wear a collar too.
Mom finally gave up.
She considered putting one on MrFish, but she doesn’t think he would put up with such nonsense

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, can we have a guillotine yet?!?!

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