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Midge & Susie
@midgeandsusie.bsky.social
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Corgis, Troublemakers, Shenanigan enthusiasts. No patience for fluffin nonsense.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · Apr 4
We are READY!
(Unless anyone’s got a brilliant idea for the other side of Midge’s Sign)
#HandsOff
Two dogs sitting on a sofa. Underneath each of them is a sign. Midge’s sign reads “No Bad Dogs. Just Bad Doge” Susie’s sign reads “Paws Off the FDA” The reverse of her sign reads “Make Dog Food Safe Again”
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 19m
Wait until you find out their Mom is named Winnie
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 23m
One year ago three tiny terrors showed up at our house.
You guys aren’t as tiny, but are all still pretty terrifying in your own ways.
Happy Birthday Binx, Book & Billy!
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 34m
Seems like Kristi isn’t the only dog killer at ICE
We hope they all enjoy Nuremberg one day.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 10h
This broke Mom today
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 10h
Nah. But it is the cause of a lot of dead kids.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 10h
That’s cool
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 14h
A bubbling measles outbreak in the upstate of South Carolina has forced 153 unvaccinated children out of the classroom and into quarantine for a minimum of 21 days.
Hundreds of U.S. students quarantined amid measles outbreaks
At least 270 unvaccinated kids are staying home from school as measles continues to spread nationwide. "Expect more," one expert said.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
You know what tomorrow is?
Binx, Book, & Billy-mas!
They’re gonna be one!!
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
It’s not purée or in your kibble bowl?
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
You know what tomorrow is?
Binx, Book, & Billy-mas!
They’re gonna be one!!
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
No one tried to eat a pumpkin? We can’t decorate with real pumpkins because somecorgi (Midge) will chomp them
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
Honestly, Krieger was one of the nicest characters on that show.
He fixed Ray’s legs and everything.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
Do you work for Amazon? If so, yes.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
How long until this is on GAM? @piatpod.bsky.social
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
You don’t know they didn’t save some and try again later.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
Basically it was the same backstory as Dr. Krieger from Archer.

archer.fandom.com/wiki/Algerno....
Algernop Krieger
Doctor Algernop Krieger[1][2], also known as Dr. Krieger or Krieger, is a main character, and was the head of the ISIS Applied Research Department up until the end of Season 4, as a result of its diss...
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
The joke was that Dad was one of the Boys from Brazil.

share.google/Y6ONcmIXeuEH... The Boys from Brazil
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
IT WAS BRAZIL
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
Your Groom of the Stool.
Or Poop Butler. Whichever you prefer.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
I already answered them!
It was a JOKE that Mom started that got slightly out of hand one time….
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
Don’t tell Winnie or Binx this.
ScaryCat does refuse to wear a collar too.
Mom finally gave up.
She considered putting one on MrFish, but she doesn’t think he would put up with such nonsense
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah, can we have a guillotine yet?!?!
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
Taco is King of the house.
Person is just a person who lives in Taco’s house.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
@emmettdoog.bsky.social this is germane to your interests.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 11h
We really are fine.
Mom & Dad are just charming weirdos whose coping mechanisms are just a little unhinged sometimes.
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Midge & Susie @midgeandsusie.bsky.social · 12h
It was actually her sister Betsy who said this. Betsy wouldn’t lie to the Nazis when their home was searched. The trapdoor where the Jews were hiding was under the table but clearly there was no one “under the table” , so Betsy’s statement just seemed silly
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spies and lies
A second undercover video of a Planned Parenthood doctor was released yesterday. This one cleverly sprung the trap set by the first video. PP President Cecile Richards responded to the first video …
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