Midge & Susie
@midgeandsusie.bsky.social
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Corgis, Troublemakers, Shenanigan enthusiasts. No patience for fluffin nonsense.
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We are READY!
(Unless anyone’s got a brilliant idea for the other side of Midge’s Sign)
#HandsOff
Two dogs sitting on a sofa.  Underneath each of them is a sign. 
Midge’s sign reads “No Bad Dogs. Just Bad Doge”
Susie’s sign reads “Paws Off the FDA”
The reverse of her sign reads “Make Dog Food Safe Again”
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They would absolutely shoot the Pope if he “interfered” with one of their raids, by like praying.
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Wow. Drugging Herbert then staging photos to injure his reputation.
Is there nothing too depraved for these humans?
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Wait, did the humans drug you and then pose this photo while you were knocked out?
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You never know with Helen….
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CorgiSharks are extremely dangerous, but can be bribed with treats to prevent any real harm.
Also they tire easily and are safe to approach when they are snoozing.
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She knows how nice it looks with her fur!
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Midge was less brave than me.
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Mom and Dad are going back in January and just did that.
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No. Helen does not do “relaxed” dress, unless she is working out.
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May their good examples guide anyone working for this administration.
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Their muzzle discipline is almost as good at Kristi Noem’s
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Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.
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Helen and I are both Ladies.
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See! This is how Helen earned our frenship.
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See! This is how Helen earned our frenship.
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Bluesky has a problem and we can’t upload video right now, but we’ll post video of it later.
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They seem to have made up after their previous altercation
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This piano is actually tuned a half step low (it’s an antique & it’s weird because it has a wooden sound board, so to prevent it cracking they decided to tune it down to relieve the pressure some) it makes everything sound minor and creepy.
Helen loves it.
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We just lit candles, and Mom’s trying to decide if now is the time to finally attempt magic spells.