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Tortilla the Hun

Tortilla the Hun

@midnitet0ker.bsky.social

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(Bro/Dude) Xennial and news junkie; nihilist extraordinaire; public enemy in America. Proud member of ALL the good blocklists. 😭

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 29d

Reminder: Not all Trump supporters are hateful, bigoted morons; some of them are rich and evil.

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 1m

The one thing I'm most grateful for is that I got to tell my old man what he meant to me before it was too late.

I told him he was my best friend because he stood by me while my so-called friends walked away.

Never let people pass without telling them how much you love them.

Cat's in the Cradle

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 21m

Don't make me dedicate this one to you... 🎶

Goodbye Stranger (Remastered 2010)

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 59m

I'm no fair-weather friend...

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 1h

🌞 I feel free 🌞

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 1h

In my 20s,
I sang this aspirationally;
In my 40s,
I sing it sarcastically.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 1h

My roll-dogs grew up,
with kids and real jobs;
I wake up alone;
my only enemy, boredom.

We both wish we were living
the other man's way.

No One to Run With

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 1h

I'm just a filthy intelligence agent...

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 2h

Lord, keep me from these fair-weather phonies... 🙄

Guide Me From My Friends (2002 Remaster)

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 2h

If I could nominate one song for Greatest Song of All Time, it would be this...

Stone Temple Pilots - And So I Know (Official Music Video)

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 2h

When I was a young man,
the skies were gloomy and gray;
But when I was a boy,
the skies were blue and colored true.

Life isn't always sweet,
but it's always beautiful;
if the poor can love in misery,
why can't you?

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 2h

Every generation probably thinks they're blessed to be born when they have because life is mostly beautiful by default when you're young....

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 2h

Every generation probably thinks they're blessed to be born when they have because life is mostly beautiful by default when you're young....

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 2h

Here's an institutionalized motherfucker's anthem,
even though he's no longer "the youth" 😂 🎶

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 2h

If you know what STP stands for,
you're my kind of people

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 3h

Stone Temple Pilots - Between The Lines (Official Music Video)

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 3h

The Mexican Village People

Better than Trump's f@gg0t ass YMCA... 😂

LOS LOCOS - EL BUCHON - VIDEO OFICIAL

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 3h

Canadian PM Carney recently stated that dependence on the U.S. has gone from a strength to a vulnerability.

I would argue that a lack of diversification in your economy wasn't a good thing to begin with, but American hegemony is what it is.

Canada now has incentive to diversify its exports ASAP. 😂

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 3h

Dear young ladies,

A handsome young man will treat you like a flower
in a florist's shop.

An older man will treat you like a diamond in a poor man's hand.

Youth is wasted when you're young. The young man hasn't learned this.

If you play your cards right and live long enough, you'll be old too.

Amores Fingidos

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 3h

Los Republicanos no solo me la pelan
pero se pueden ir en fila a chingar su madre,
la puta perra que los malpareo,
uno por uno, como los pinches putos que son. 😂

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 3h

Fun Fact: Americans stole/appropriated cowboy culture from their Southern cowherding neighbors, the vaqueros.

Yo Soy Mexicano

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah, okay edgecunt liberal navel-gazer.

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 6d

For a supposed "tough guy", Trump sure is a massive, gaping vagina there for Vladimir Putin's pleasure.

Trump warns Zelensky Tomahawk missiles could escalate Ukraine war - live updates

The US president pushes back on Ukraine's request for long-range missiles, as he meets Zelensky for talks at the White House.

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 7d

🎶 I've got a couple more years on you, babe, that's all.
I've had more chances to fly and more places to fall.
And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent
More time with my back to the wall.
And I've picked up a couple more years on you, baby, that's all. 🎶

A Couple More Years

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 7d

Every now and then, the cover artist outshines the original performer...

Kiss From A Rose

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 7d

🎶 But I can see it's just a game
Just a game you play

Sometimes we play
Sometimes we are the game 🎶

Sometimes We Play

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 7d

De raíces humildes hasta donde donde alcance la yerba...

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