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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, okay edgecunt liberal navel-gazer.

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 4d

For a supposed "tough guy", Trump sure is a massive, gaping vagina there for Vladimir Putin's pleasure.

Trump warns Zelensky Tomahawk missiles could escalate Ukraine war - live updates

The US president pushes back on Ukraine's request for long-range missiles, as he meets Zelensky for talks at the White House.

www.bbc.com

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

🎶 I've got a couple more years on you, babe, that's all.
I've had more chances to fly and more places to fall.
And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent
More time with my back to the wall.
And I've picked up a couple more years on you, baby, that's all. 🎶

A Couple More Years

YouTube video by Waylon Jennings - Topic

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Every now and then, the cover artist outshines the original performer...

Kiss From A Rose

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

🎶 But I can see it's just a game
Just a game you play

Sometimes we play
Sometimes we are the game 🎶

Sometimes We Play

YouTube video by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant - Topic

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

De raíces humildes hasta donde donde alcance la yerba...

Sabor A Mi

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

I'm a Gen Xer and my dad was Boomer.

I don't disrespect his generation because THIS is what they were listening to in his day, long before Autotune existed.

You used to actually have to sing and play straight back then. 🎶

Flores Negras

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Which slick-haired bastard do YOU support?

#YesOn50

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 5d

You understand the assignment, California— VOTE YES ON PROP 50

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Trade wars are essentially wars of economic attrition.

Heaven forbid that a woman president should see above the need for an economic dick-measuring contest for the sake of not seeing her constituents thrown out on the streets unemployed.

Your purist politics are not only impractical but trash. 🗑️

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Uh, if you mean whether I run with whatever sensationalist tidbit I read on the internet that confirms my biases, no I don't.

As was pointed out to me, lecturing foreigners on domestic politics is a fool's errand. I simply recognize the pragmatism in President Sheinbaum's policy versus a trade war.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

If you've ever grown weed, this bud's for you 🎶

Wailing Souls - Ishen Tree

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

The upside of having a "dad bod" in your 20s is that no one blinks an eye if you still have one in your 40s. 😂 #TBT

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Also:

JUST BECAUSE I LOOK GOOD IN AN ISOMETRIC PERSPECTIVE DOESN'T MEAN YOU DO TOO.

GET YOUR OWN ANGLE, BITCH! 🤣

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

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While I never thought of myself as ugly, all the girls I ever asked out told me I was too fat.

It wasn't until this shot that I realized I might be fuckable, but by then I was too used to keeping myself company to come out of my shell.

That's partly why a 44-year old bachelor... #TBT

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

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While I never thought of myself as ugly, all the girls I ever asked out told me I was too fat.

It wasn't until this shot that I realized I might be fuckable, but by then I was too used to keeping myself company to come out of my shell.

That's partly why a 44-year old bachelor... #TBT

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

If you take reader requests, something pitching the virtues of Raspberry Pi OS would be very much appreciated.

I'm not trying to seem edgy. When I tried Raspberry Pi OS, I got a total "Fisher-Price/MacOS" vibe from it that was off-putting, given that Raspberries can run Kali or Ubuntu.

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Democrats should totally pander to military families by offering a 20% bonus to offset any borrowing/overdraft fees especially incurred by low-ranking servicemembers probably already living on the margins.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

All of you "sex-worker positive" liberals are a bunch of clown-ass buffoons. YOU are the reason working-class people don't fuck with the Democratic Party.

Do you honestly think that a bunch of people who work two jobs to keep a roof over their kids want to raise them around skeevy ass hookers? FOH.

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

"psychedelics" is a long way of spelling "musty piss"

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Instead of asking "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?"

We should ask voters:

Are you now or have you ever been a Fox News viewer?

And ban them if they say yes.

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

A trade war would basically be two neighbors wrestling in the muck of the irresponsible neighbor's overflowed septic tank.

You might have got it out of your system but you still left covered in someone else's shit.

Trust me, I wish we could take the vote away from the Fox News crowd but alas...

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Point taken. If it helps, I'm of Mexican descent: he doesn't even consider my people human. America's political septic tank backed up and you are its neighbor.

I never argued that Carney was bargaining from an optimal position. All he can do is spray Febreze and rinse the filth from his driveway.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

Are you going to jump across the screen and KICK MY ASS? 😱

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

You're ascribing more than was written, genius.

I was comparing their respective approaches to Trump's universal tariffs:

Vietnam opted for diplomacy and walked away with lower, livable tariffs relative to everyone else.

China is trying to figure out how to de-escalate without losing face. 🤤

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

I don't have children but if I did, the LAST fucking person I would listen to about their well-being is a nutjob shyster who swims in sewage and had a tapeworm eat a part of his brain while also moonlighting as a SCIENCE SKEPTIC.

Also, he cooks with beef tallow, explaining that Chernobyl glow.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social · 5d

We don't even have to get that articulate, Zohran.

CUOMO KILLED NANA!